Baby and Bump Obsession The Ed Hardy Mother Madonna and her kids went to Kabbalah yesterday in New York. Her MDNA tour kicks off in Tel Aviv in 10 days. She’s been training and rehearsing hard, as she does. I’ve not decided yet if I want to go. Back in the day it wasn’t even By Lainey • May 21, 2012 02:40 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Cheryl Cole's red feathers Out.Of.Control.Feathers. See? I've been complaining about it since the Met Gala - it's too much. And besides, if there were feathers at the Met Gala 2 weeks ago and already Cheryl Cole is wearing them, well, you know. I think I might actually By Lainey • May 21, 2012 02:01 pm
Assy Style Miley Cyrus for American Idol? I love the look of a jacket dress and nothing else. If I had reason to, and breasts that could stand on their own like that, I would do the same. The problem here is the hair. She's grown up enough with the bare chest, she doesn' By Lainey • May 21, 2012 10:23 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: The never understated Carrie Underwood Where Carrie Underwood is concerned, even if there are no sequins, it still has to be big. Like wedding big. I hate dresses like this. And before you go there I would hate it on Gisele Bundchen too. Because it's too obviously... Oscar de la Renta. Sarah Jessica By Lainey • May 21, 2012 09:24 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Hayden's leather blazer Um... If you know your history you know what this looks like. The severe hair, that leather blazer... Without the blazer, it's good. Cute. With the blazer, I just feel...afraid. By Lainey • May 18, 2012 02:40 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Freida's rough start in Cannes Haven't liked anything she's worn so far, which is disappointing. Freida could be killing it here, you know? Instead there was that ugly pink peplum sh-t on opening night and then last night in green with a tray on her waist and then today for a By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:19 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Nina's nude sateen Oh Nina. You know I have a lot of love for Nina. It's a sentence often repeated on this blog. You also know I hate sateen. If Nina can't even make sateen work, sateen will NEVER work. It's just not a material that ever By Lainey • May 18, 2012 09:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rachel Bilson’s white breasts I don’t know about this doily around the neck? Lorella just called it one of those things you put around your neck when you’re getting your makeup or hair done and don’t want it to dirty up your clothes. Also this dress looks really weird around the By Lainey • May 17, 2012 02:34 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Cobie's white cut-outs I could see this on Lea Michele. Not feeling it on Cobie Smulders. Are the proportions all wrong? Between where the breasts sit and where the cut-outs are, it doesn't look right. I wonder if this is a short girl's dress. Also, gross red shoes. By Lainey • May 17, 2012 01:50 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Freida's pink peplum The peplum can be tricky. For Freida Pinto in pink, the peplum is straight up sh-t. Pink has a way of going cheap really really quickly. That's what's happening here. It's a knock-off at the mall for someone trying to go all Hollywood at By Lainey • May 17, 2012 09:27 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva Longoria's feather Marchesa You see what I mean about feathers and my feather hate (from the Met Gala)? Many of you like the feathers. I'm just saying that when Eva Longoria picks a feathered train for Cannes, it's 5 minutes from showing up Carrie Underwood. Or Victoria Silverstedt. Think By Lainey • May 17, 2012 09:18 am
Assy Style One Fairy Tale, Two Dresses Sasha just emailed me. The title of the message was “you win. you officially win.” And in the body she pasted a photo of Kristen Stewart in Marchesa tonight at the London premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman. Marchesa made like one nice dress 4 years ago. And ever By Lainey • May 14, 2012 03:14 pm
Maple Leaf Taylor Kitsch buzzed You like it? I don’t like it. Especially since his hair looked so good two weeks ago at CinemaCon - click here for a refresher. Here’s Taylor Kitsch, freshly buzzed, at the LA premiere of Battleship last night. Also attached - Alexander Skarsgard, Liam Neeson, and Brooklyn Decker By Lainey • May 11, 2012 11:12 am
Break Ups Johnny (finally) says it’s fine The British papers are wrong...a lot. But you have to love them for going there when you need them to. They went there with Johnny Depp the other night at the UK premiere of Dark Shadows asking him straight up about his relationship with Vanessa Paradis after months of By Lainey • May 11, 2012 10:08 am
Assy Style Met Worst 2012: Kate Upton We’re arguing about a lot today. But I doubt we’re arguing about this, right? There was no one worse than this. Kate Upton apparently went to Anna Wintour and asked for a ticket, offering to pay her own way in. I hate to say it...but you can By Lainey • May 08, 2012 02:55 pm
Assy Style Met Gala Beauty Block: Jessica Biel I honestly don’t know why this fringe is still in play. It covers everything. There’s nothing left to see. Some faces... sure. Some faces have some things to hide. I wish I could hide my nose, my droopy eyelid, and the part of my jaw that dips lower By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:29 pm