Assy Style Good above the neck at the Met Gala Did Cameron stay close to Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce last night? Did they keep a 3 table separation, minimum, between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel? Cammie brought her game face though, didn’t she? Look at her face. She looks great in the face. Prettier and fresher than she’s By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:08 pm
Assy Style Big Ass Met Train: Beyonce They probably had to hire extra staff at the venue to move her around and up and down in this Givenchy. I suppose if there’s anyone who can maneuver her way around a dress... You’ve seen Beyonce on tour right? I have been bitching about feathers all day. By Lainey • May 08, 2012 12:19 pm
Maple Leaf Met Gala skating pass: Nina Dobrev You know I love her a lot. She’s my girl. I cheer for her every chance I get. I tried to cheer for her Donna Karan dress at the Met Gala (yay Nina’s at the Met Gala!), I really did. But the thing about Nina is ... It’s By Lainey • May 08, 2012 11:20 am
Assy Style Kristen Wiig: Worst Met Colour Orange is not her colour. And this dress by Stella McCartney is NOT FOR THE MET GALA. Why am I shouting? Because I am mad at her. She was almost the overall Worst. What is that lace? What is that material? What is this effort? You don’t want to By Lainey • May 08, 2012 10:26 am
Assy Style Met Worst Red: Eva Mendes No idea. NO idea how this happens. And how Eva Mendes ends up in it. Julianna Margulies, since she seems to enjoy ceramic sh-t all over her dress, fine. But how Prada paired this with Eva Mendes, I can’t understand. It’s a terrible combination. And she looks overwhelmed By Lainey • May 08, 2012 09:52 am
Assy Style Jessica Chastain’s messy Met Louis Vuitton Some material just doesn’t travel well. They say this gown was a production. That it required 200 hours of embroidering. But isn’t all that hard work wasted on a dress that appears so wrinkly under the light? You can see a thousand tiny folds and creases all over, By Lainey • May 08, 2012 09:39 am
Assy Style Met Bridesmaid Lilac: Paula Patton Oh. Her again. Behaving the way she did at the Golden Globes - click here for a refresher. And in pretty much the same taffeta gown except this time in bridesmaid lilac instead of bridesmaid yellow. Paula Patton basically wore THIS to the Met Gala. They call it Vera Wang. By Lainey • May 08, 2012 09:33 am
Assy Style Best & Worst Met Peplum: Amy Poehler & Elizabeth Banks There were several peplums represented last night. To me Amy Poehler wore hers best. She looked the most comfortable. And really, really confident. No clunky accessories around her neck, nothing extra about the hair, although, God, I really wish they’d let it die, that skirt feathering from 2006. In By Lainey • May 08, 2012 09:28 am
Assy Style Met Gala 2012 Marchesa Victim: Leighton Meester Blake Lively opted not to go and stay in Vancouver with Ryan Reynolds instead. This was Leighton’s time to make her move. And she has proved she can do well at the Met Gala. She was great last year in Louis Vuitton - click here for a refresher - By Lainey • May 08, 2012 08:43 am
Assy Style Met Gala TV Girl: Kristen Bell Sometimes...it’ll just never be your league, you know? And that has nothing to do with what you think I think of her. There were several TV girls present last night. All of them were TV girly by Gwyneth Paltrow’s definition. Dianna Agron, totally. Lea Michele, 100%. But By Lainey • May 08, 2012 08:36 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Alba’s red jacket She usually doesn’t miss the Met Gala. I’m guessing that’s where she’s heading? I thought I loved this jacket. Then I saw the back. By Lainey • May 07, 2012 08:23 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Mischa’s white pleated dress Before she f-cked up and when she could still get a job, Mischa Barton had great style. I loved her style. If you believe that style goes the way of a career though, well, she’s your best example. Like, Bebe looks more luxurious than this dress. Remember, she is By Lainey • May 04, 2012 09:25 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva Mendes’s tea party dress I appreciate the whole homage to Mad Men, but it has to be flattering. And I’m not sure this dress on Eva Mendes was the most flattering tea party dress she could have worn. By Lainey • May 03, 2012 12:06 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Shailene Woodley doesn’t care Oh, I see what you’re doing here, Shailene Woodley. You were in an Oscar-nominated film last year. You were almost a nominee yourself. But your day job is on ABC Family. Like television. It’s a teen show. Thing is – you’re not just a vapid teen who cares By Lainey • May 03, 2012 10:07 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heather Morris’s bad hair You’re like... Bad hair??? What about... EVERYTHING ELSE? Yes, yes, the bustier is cheap. The uneven skirt is super budget. But what’s throwing you off is the socks with the shoes. Take away the socks and shoes and you might not even notice much else. You would not By Lainey • May 02, 2012 10:22 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lindsay Lohan’s cheap black taffeta Because it’s not like she can call up any designer and have them send something over anymore, you know? Most prom dresses are more elegant than this one. And it’s not just because Lindsay Lohan is wearing it, it is the dress itself – budget material and budget construction, By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 08:57 am
