Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer's good dress, bad length It's a better dress than she wore the other day - click here to see - and it could have been a very good one, if not for the weird length. Hits her right at the knee. Not all that flattering, right? Two inches higher and we' By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:54 am
Royals Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy... Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:33 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Charlize's nude strips Charlize Theron never looks sh-tty. And she doesn't look sh-tty in this dress. But...it's a bad dress. A horrible dress. I hate those nude strips along the side. And on anyone else it would have been an unmitigated disaster. Charlize being Charlize, she turned an By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:19 am
Hollywood Closet Wallet chains make you straighter There was a party for Barbra Streisand last night in Malibu to celebrate her 70th birthday. Katie Morosky is 70! Here are John Travolta and Kelly Preston leaving at the end of the night. So...is that a wallet chain coming out of his jeans? This is the sh-t I By Lainey • Apr 26, 2012 11:44 am
Douchebags Mila’s Photo Assumption: Franco or Kutcher? Love these pictures of Mila Kunis up on stage with James Franco at CinemaCon yesterday to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. Franco, of course, is the Artist. She had the privilege of standing beside him while he educated the audience on his artistry. I mean her face says it By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 12:08 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s post-baby nude I wish I could say I like this dress. I don’t really and there had to be a better option. This dress would be taupe on anyone. But, you know, it’s not like she looks bad or anything because she doesn’t. She looks really, really pretty. And By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 11:20 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rihanna pink & flirty At first I thought this was Vivienne Westwood because of those breast swirls. But the fabric lacks imagination and the construction is total sh-t and, well, surprise, it’s not Westwood, no, but of course it is Marchesa. Which explains everything. Is this considered a blatant style steal? By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 09:41 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Malin Akerman’s unflattering dress I can see why this dress might seem like a good idea. But on Malin Akerman, who I love, I think it’s a mistake. So unflattering. Look how the material is bunching up everywhere, how the sateen is catching the light and making it worse. I don’t like By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 10:09 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Taylor Schilling’s shoes Taylor Schilling is wearing a great dress. But I can’t understand what’s happening with her shoes. As previously mentioned, I have really buggy eyes, so it might just be me, but is all that white sh-t supposed to be part of the actual design? Or are those weird By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 04:10 pm
Hook Ups It's not Karl's muse Remember when entertainment outlets were trying to sell us on Katy Perry's romance with Karl Lagerfeld's muse, the beautiful Baptiste? And we were like, um, that's not actually possible? I really wish they’d stop insulting us when they try to make up stories. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 02:23 pm
Royals Hot Harry’s bad hair day What? It’s true. I’m sorry. Hot Harry was at the London Marathon yesterday and, well, I don’t think I’ve ever seen his hair look so... fuzzy? It has the texture of a small furry animal. Or a perm gone wrong. Something. I wonder if he’s By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 12:16 pm
Lifestyle Coachella’s Asshole of the Week: Emma Roberts Like I said last week, some people go for the music and some go for the excuse to dress like an asshole. And this weekend’s asshole was most certainly Emma Roberts. The photos should explain everything. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 09:12 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie Holmes’s flared coral jeans Coral jeans are everywhere. I’ve never been a fan of coral; it reminds me of an old neighbour we used to have – her entire apartment was painted that colour and furniture accented to match. Still, coral jeans seem to be the season’s denim. Katie Holmes’s coral jeans By Lainey • Apr 20, 2012 10:18 am
Assy Style Scarlett & Smulders: the lady Avengers In London tonight at the premiere... This is exactly why I don’t understand all red on a red carpet: it’s indistinguishable. And it’s really too bad for lovely Cobie who is also being disadvantaged by some terrible styling. I hate what they’ve done with her hair. By Lainey • Apr 19, 2012 04:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sheryl’s striped gala dress It’s probably too casual for the event, a gala, that took place last night at the Beverly Hilton. A lot of other people were pretty tricked out. Sheryl Crow looks like she just came off the beach, right? But... I kinda love that she looks so great just coming By Lainey • Apr 19, 2012 08:47 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Zeta’s grey dress Not really feeling the asymmetrical hemline or the fact that it seems unfinished though I suppose it’s tricky with that fabric. This kind of dress always reminds me of leg kicks, pirouettes, and jazz hands. By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 09:28 am
