Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Miley’s skull jumper Miley Cyrus is very dedicated to her pilates. She goes every day; she’s papped every day. She wears something different every day to keep it fresh. You know what they say though, right? If you really want to kill their interest, you don’t change up the clothes. Buy By Lainey • Apr 17, 2012 09:11 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Helena’s puke green bag I suppose she was trying to bring out some of the colour in her skirt, or to brighten it all up, but the puke green is a terrible choice and worse still, it’s a really cheap looking one, a shade that requires caution because when applied improperly, the effect By Lainey • Apr 17, 2012 09:04 am
Lifestyle Coachella Candids 2012: Vanessa Hudgens Vanessa Hudgens DRESSED FOR COACHELLA. She PACKED FOR COACHELLA. She probably SHOPPED FOR COACHELLA. These are what Vanessa Hudgens WORE TO COACHELLA. By Lainey • Apr 16, 2012 09:01 am
Hook Ups Jolie & Fassbender: tabloid dream come true Are you ready for it? Apparently Angelina Jolie and her “hypnotic vagina”, as Michael K from Dlisted calls it, will be in a movie with Michael’s massive Fassbender. According to Vulture, the film is to be directed by Ridley Scott, called The Counselor, and the Jolie is currently negotiating By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 12:17 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Oh no, Noomi I think I understand the idea behind the all whiteness of her outfit. Like in an alternate universe, the way it looked in her mind (or her stylist’s mind) was way cooler than how it ended up. But this is how it ended up: white from head to toe By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 08:53 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Brooklyn's gold sleeves Hideous. Hate it. Universal, right? And it's not just the sleeves. It's the black design on the white WITH the gold sleeves. Super, super unflattering. Rihanna is owning Brooklyn Decker's ass all over this press tour. By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 12:34 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sailor Model I mean... It’s a little too much, isn’t it? Can’t. I just can’t get with it. Also, something about the shoes really annoys me. It’s how the white trim is curves on the bottom. For some reason this is making me crazy. By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 05:39 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Hudson in peach Could peach coloured dresses please be banned forever? A part of me wonders who is saving the peach coloured dress. Like, if there’s an active campaign to keep it alive. If a representative of the peach coloured dress reminds the designers – oh don’t forget to make one of By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 09:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Christina’s thick red stripes Too thick, right? And maybe too red? And the hem could be less wide. If you make all those adjustments, would it be better? By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 02:24 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: RiRi wore pyjamas I LOVE pyjamas. I totally want these pyjamas. Except without the sash around the waist. A pyjama sash is a pain in the ass. Because eventually through the night it unravels to expose your breasts. That presents a temperature problem and also a propriety one. I always have topless dreams By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 11:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Chloe’s green and purple The idea of this dress is great. On paper I’d be excited about a green patterned top with a peter pan collar accented with purple sleeves and a purple skirt. Something’s missing in the execution then. Is it the fit? Is it the length? The booties? Her hair? By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 09:38 am
Assy Style Country Girls & Country Bitches Now that her peers are publicly teasing her about her signature move - “Noooo...whaaaat...meeeee?” - does that mean Taylor Swift will stop doing it? I don’t hate Swifty. At all. And I like that she seemed to be in on it when she went up to collect By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 12:40 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: LeAnn is saggy in Stella This is celebrity hierarchy. And the lowest ones are those who wear it last. You'll note, this Stella McCartney has pretty much had its run from Gwyneth Paltrow to Nicole Kidman and practically right off the runway too. No doubt, neither of them had to pay for it. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 10:41 am
Lifestyle Katie Holmes in sateen and suede How does she dress herself? I’m not actually sure. And she’s a “designer” too. Look at this mess. The sateen, the suede fringed sandals, the hat, the cardigan –I don’t understand how all these things end up together. By Lainey • Mar 28, 2012 09:35 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Chloe’s choker Is the choker supposed to remind me that she’s only just turned 15? That would be giving her a lot of credit, to know when to deliberately make a fashion mistake. And I think Chloe Moretz takes herself a lot more seriously than that. She also seems to really By Lainey • Mar 27, 2012 09:52 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Dianna’s stirrup leggings For this particular outfit, regular leggings would have worked better. There’s too much going on. By Lainey • Mar 26, 2012 09:12 am
