Assy Style Worst Dressed: Melissa McCarthy It pains me to have to say it. But you know that I'm right. I looked at that dress, felt disappointed, and then went back to look at McCarthy's award season to see what I wanted instead. I mean, it's hard to say. All By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 04:59 pm
Assy Style The Chosen Dress At Oscar: Tina Fey I did something very out of character for me yesterday. Before the show, before all the panic and craziness, I went for a hike. In LA, where people hike. This is not something I undertake all the time. In fact, people who know me and are reading this just spit By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 03:57 pm
BFFs Worst fulfillment of Oscar suspicions: Michelle Williams When I ranted about her on Friday, I felt good. And I got a surprising number of dirty-little-secret emails from you all saying that you quietly thought the same thing. That she was too cute, not straightforward enough, or that the shtick of awards season (and those past) had worn By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 01:06 pm
Assy Style C’est la vie de George Clooney C’est la vie is what Stacy Keibler tweeted last night after George Clooney lost Best Actor to Jean Dujardin. If you use Twitter, um, can you please click here and read some of the comments. Someone actually accused her of being George’s “bad luck”. That’s really, really By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 12:31 pm
Assy Style I hate lavender/violet by Penelope Cruz She was very, VERY close to being named Worst Dressed. But Duana is taking that on with a rather controversial choice. You’ll see it later. I do loath EVERYTHING about Penelope Cruz’s Armani last night though. Mr Armani is missing more than he hits these days. Let’s By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 11:11 am
Quiveration Worst Organic: Colin & Livia Firth It’s so great that she’s all about green style but there has to be a vegan dress that’s an improvement on this one, non? I really do love Livia Firth. But this is an abomination; there’s no other way to say it. Happily though, her dress By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 10:47 am
BFFs Nearest Oscar Misses: Wiig & Rudolph Is it going to be obvious that I haven't slept if I say "Wiig & Rudolph" sounds like an animated show I'd like to see? These guys just make me feel so comfortable. Everyone else at the Oscars is arguably a crazy Hollywood person. By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 10:04 am
Assy Style Viola Davis: Best Oscar Hair but... And they say there are no surprises... This year, the BAFTAs knew better than the SAGs. It’s not that Meryl was a long shot. Of course not. As you know, leading up to yesterday, it was a RACE, a legitimate race. But Viola had built up so much momentum By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 09:24 am
Assy Style Worst Oscar Hair: Berenice Bejo It’s not that I hate this hairstyle in general, it’s just that I think it’s a terrible fit with the dress. Wait. Maybe I do hate it in general. Too severe and harsh? It just...did nothing for her. No surprise that Berenice Bejo was in Elie By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 09:12 am
Lifestyle Milan Fashion Week: Emporio Armani Fall 2012 There are giant flower heads over the belly. Like, really??? By Lainey • Feb 25, 2012 10:54 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Nicole Richie's ugly gold splashes I hate this dress with a lot of fury. Also she is not When She Conceived. By Lainey • Feb 24, 2012 04:45 pm
Lifestyle Milan Fashion Week: Just Cavalli Fall 2012 It's a certain woman that he designs for, you know? By Lainey • Feb 24, 2012 01:47 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Chastain pre-Oscar Now I'm worried again about what she'll be wearing on Sunday. Because...what is this? Or maybe that's a good sign. A classic hustle? Let us think her style might be a problem. And throw down a gamechanger at the Oscars as a huge By Lainey • Feb 24, 2012 10:23 am
Twats All the wrong colours Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her. Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she By Lainey • Feb 22, 2012 02:17 pm
Lifestyle London Fashion Week: Mary Katrantzou Fall 2012 What would these clothes look like on Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood? I don’t like. Fashion Try is always extra embarrassing. By Lainey • Feb 21, 2012 04:49 pm
Assy Style How Swifty’s spinning the loss of Les Miserables Here’s Taylor Swift at the premiere of The Lorax yesterday in Hollywood. Trying to decide whether or not like I the dress. The neckline gives the illusion of a collar which I think I might be into but I can’t deal with the sheer panelling on the sides. By Lainey • Feb 20, 2012 10:24 am
