Assy Style Winning every weekend Viola Davis was honoured by the NAACP on Friday night in LA. Orange looks amazing on her. And the accessories are beautiful too. But the breasts all out like that and so, um, smushed... I just think maybe it cheapens someone who is never, ever cheap. Much better on Sunday By Lainey • Feb 20, 2012 09:38 am
Lifestyle London Fashion Week: Temperley of London Fall 2012 Is it unfair to say that I like Temperley less because of Pippa Middleton? Just...these clothes, they really aren’t super exciting to me. In fact, some of it is straight up ugly. Example: check out Pippa a few months ago at the Temperley show for Spring 2012. That’ By Lainey • Feb 20, 2012 09:24 am
Lifestyle NY Fashion Week: Marchesa Fall 2012 No. I don't get it. I don't get why this label is sooo celebrated. Look at these clothes! You remember that crazy rainbow that Faith Hill wore to the Oscars one year? It coulda been Marchesa! The white bridal sh-t fluff here is an abomination. Also, By Lainey • Feb 16, 2012 11:19 am
Assy Style BAFTA Worst: Penelope Cruz As you know already, I don’t like most red dresses. And especially on red carpets. That’s the first problem. And that’s not even the worst problem. Mr Armani’s chest plate is offensive to me. They way it cuts off her arms on the insides is offensive By Lainey • Feb 13, 2012 06:54 pm
Assy Style BAFTA Bonnie tried I think I might like all the pieces Bonnie Wright is wearing on their own, separate from each other. Out for dinner? To a cocktail party? Sure. On the red carpet at the most prestigious British award show? We may have under-aimed, you know? There’s only so far they By Lainey • Feb 13, 2012 06:53 pm
Assy Style Worst BAFTA Wrapper: Christina Ricci This gold dress is the kind of thing that fits my mental description of the type of dress that should be called a ‘wrapper’. You know? “I threw on a wrapper and smoked a cigarillo.” Apparently the woman wearing my wrapper is a flapper . Anyway, it’s a whole lot By Duana • Feb 13, 2012 05:35 pm
Assy Style Katy Perry at the Grammys 2012 What an awful dress. Really, with everything available to you, you choose this? What does this say about what you want to do with your Grammy night? Katy Perry never chooses a dress by accident so she must want this to do something. Some sort of Betty Draper In Repose By Duana • Feb 13, 2012 11:11 am
Assy Style Eyelashes & Sparkles Amazingly enough, I didn’t hate Country B’s tricked out white dress she wore for the carpet. Comparatively, that is. From her, we’ve seen a lot worse. And it was better than the dark brown green, again bedazzled, situation she put on to perform with Tony Bennett. That. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2012 10:50 am
Lifestyle Kate Winslet’s side part She seems to be really into her side part at fancy events lately. Nothing wrong with a side part. But when you make it all ringly and sh-t with the fringe, oh God, half of it is little girls in pageants and the other half is small town mom at By Lainey • Feb 10, 2012 01:10 pm
Lifestyle Good Fringe, Bad Fringe Rose Byrne and Leighton Meester attended the AMFAR Gala last night. Both dresses are great. (I wish Kristen Wiig could have chosen a dress like Rose’s – McQueen – for the SAGs instead of that dumbass choker.) Both women are fringed. The difference: Leighton’s fringe is the mall. And a By Lainey • Feb 09, 2012 01:39 pm
Assy Style This won’t get you work So...here’s how Lindsay Lohan looked last night at the AMFAR Gala in New York. Remember, she is only 25 years old. And apparently still wants to play Victoria Gotti even though that sh-t was shut down a long time ago. You know, there was a time when her By Lainey • Feb 09, 2012 10:50 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Chelsea Handler’s mullet stripes The mullet dress is a thing now. Will it take? I dunno, personally, if I’ll be taking. I’m too short. But it’s been showing up more and more often on carpets. It showed up in stripes all over Chelsea Handler last night. I don’t know that By Lainey • Feb 09, 2012 10:35 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Buffy needs a (better) stylist It was the wrong person for the right dress at the Golden Globes – click here for a refresher - and last night at Letterman, Sarah Michelle Gellar was styled, once again, very, very poorly. So poorly that at first I thought I was looking at Carrie Underwood. See? Her outfit By Lainey • Feb 07, 2012 09:17 am
Assy Style Michael Fassbender had a good time It certainly looks like it, doesn’t? Bad pants and all. Check out these shots of Michael Fassbender, clearly having enjoyed a few, after the A Dangerous Method premiere after party last night in London. Sorry to keep on it but I really, really think he should do something about By Lainey • Feb 01, 2012 03:45 pm
Lifestyle Confirmed: Michael Fassbender has a pants problem We saw the first signs of it here. I think we can confirm it now, right? He’s wearing them like they’re dance pants. By Lainey • Jan 31, 2012 06:24 pm
Assy Style SAG Worst Dressed: Berenice Bejo Look, I’m not saying it was mega offensive in the traditional sense of the word or anything, but if you’ve seen the artist, and the costuming in the film, you know Berenice Bejo can be spectacular. And when you’re a nominee and your film is considered a By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 02:23 pm
