Assy Style Best Delayed Gift with Worst Topping – John Krasinksi & Emily Blunt Remember when I ranted back in the day that I didn’t get to see them and their marriage enough? (Click here for a refresher.) That they had an obligation to show off how cute we all knew they were together? That I was entitled to see this? Apparently they By Duana • Jan 30, 2012 02:06 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Michelle Williams reaches the limit? We talk a lot about campaigning here, that actors have to do this or that to secure the nomination and later, the votes. I will leave the intricacies to Lainey, but you all know what I mean. Suddenly stopping at every point on the carpet, smiles for all, revealing tidbits By Duana • Jan 30, 2012 01:54 pm
BFFs Worst SAG Choker: Kristen Wiig I like Kristen Wiig so much but that f-cking choker was so objectionable to me it almost affected how I felt about the wearer, this is what you risk with a terrible accessory. Like, I’m all for understated Balenciaga. And in many ways, Kristen Wiig is very understated Balenciaga. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 11:34 am
Assy Style Jessica Chastain: Best - or Worst – SAG Near Miss? Man, these girls from The Help are on a SLOG. I was looking up something regarding The Help on the site last night, and I came across a poster in another language, and realized ‘oh yeah’, wide, WIDE release. Lots and lots of travel to promote the movie and many By Duana • Jan 30, 2012 11:24 am
Assy Style There are barnacles on your SAG dress, Julianna Margulies Dresses that look like living things, organisms, freak me out. Last time it happened was when Heidi Klum wore lettuce at the Emmys. This, I realise, is not a universal phobia. But me, I don’t like imagining things growing on clothing. Heidi’s dress looked like it could breed. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 10:34 am
Assy Style Best SAG Hair for a Bad Dress: Diane Lane As Kelly Osbourne said last night, and repeated by Duana, pulling off a ponytail with a one shoulder is not an easy accomplishment. Diane Lane did it so beautifully. Always so beautiful. I just really... don’t care for this dress. It’s OK, I guess. And, well, not much By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 10:04 am
Assy Style Gran’s big hair Nicole Kidman went out for lunch in LA yesterday looking like a lady of leisure on a housewife show. That...is a lot of volume. Nicole’s next release won’t happen until May on HBO for Hemingway & Gellhorn. No doubt, as is often the case when movie stars By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 11:30 am
Lifestyle When Heigl's in red on a red carpet As noted many times before, I am no fan of the red dress. Something about Heigl in a red dress makes it even more annoying. It's such an obvious look too: tall blonde with short hair wears red gown on red carpet. Are you growing that out? It& By Lainey • Jan 25, 2012 10:06 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s pink, green, and jeans If you had all these things in your closet, would you have put them together like this today? I wouldn’t have. Not saying it looks sh-tty, because it doesn’t, but it’s not all that remarkable either. Not remarkable enough to say, oh let me put on my By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 11:05 am
Assy Style GG Worst Dressed: Natalie Portman No imagination. No creativity. I don’t care that it was Lanvin. Go to a mid-range department store right now, head for the evening wear section and you’ll find this dress in various shades of peach and mahogany, definitely black, and most certainly red. Maybe not such an full By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 05:23 pm
Assy Style GG Third Saggy Breast: Jessica Biel Shelfy did not wear her engagement ring at any of the Globe events this weekend. Instead, she decided on a prairie wedding gown with a third saggy tit, right above the waist, I dunno, just to make sure you know JT wants to marry her. In this? She’s not By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 04:04 pm
Assy Style GG Worst Hair & Forever $400: Stacy Keibler Nothing says small town to me more than poor hairstyling, where the “rules” of fashion and appearance have never been updated, one of which dictates that fancy parties require curls or updos. Making it exciting is taking it only half way up. This is what Stacy Keibler gave us last By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 02:51 pm
Assy Style GG Worst Bow At The Hip: Charlize Theron Jessica Biel did it in Prada at the Oscars in 2009. Like a handkerchief at the chest. Click here for refresher. This is, of course, Charlize Theron. Who always favours a bow. And hers is at the hip. So, obviously, it’s not quite as dumbass as Biel’s attempt By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 01:09 pm
Assy Style GG Best Improv/Worst Cowgirl: Meryl Streep Lainey called me out last night, and she was right, for pussy footing around the fact that The Iron Lady suuuuucked. I mean, not just a little bit. That movie was really, really bad …but you got so distracted by Meryl. There was a moment in the movie where she By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 12:59 pm
Assy Style GG Worst Red: Reese Witherspoon I suppose she was trying for Jessica Rabbit: Reese Witherspoon with the bedhead and some curves. It may have worked better if the dress wasn’t so...poorly constructed. She’s drowning in it. Now I know I’m on automatic hate when it comes to taffeta and, as such, By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:51 pm
Assy Style GG Worst Follow-Through: Zooey Deschanel Okay. So I’m Zooey D. My show’s off the ground, I’m starting to get some blowback about how over the top the cute-geek thing is, and maybe, truth be told, I’m starting to get a little exhausted of it myself. So good. The Globes is a By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 12:16 pm
