Assy Style Kristen Wiig’s f-ck-me Louboutins Page Six reported the other day that Kristen Wiig and her new young lover Fab Moretti were all over each other again on a flight to LA from NYC last week. Two things excited me about this story: first that they’re still hooking up and second that she was By Lainey • Dec 28, 2011 08:12 am
Assy Style Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 12:31 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie Holmes potpourri On its own, the dress Katie Holmes is wearing here is probably really, really cute. The problem is that it’s Katie wearing it. Underneath, like... is that a denim button-down shirt? And leggings. And lezzie boots. Don’t tell me she “just threw it on”. This is Katie trying By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 02:25 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sandy’s shiny suit I LOVE the cut of this suit. The shoulders, especially. And how the jacket sits on her chest. Sandra Bullock looks SO good. It’s just... a shame... that once again we come back to the material. See how this material turns a McQueen fit into something from the holiday By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 12:46 pm
Lifestyle Sateen is Sh-t: Katy Perry edition How many times do I have to keep saying it? Why do people keep making it? What is motivating stylists to recommend it? Look at Katy Perry. Katy Perry has a sick little body. But Katy Perry in sateen? Check the seam down the side? You can iron that sh-t By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 12:08 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Great dress, Wrong Boots Leelee Sobieski freaks me out. She doesn’t age! And not in a “she’s aging really well” way, but in a straight up NO AGING way. Also, how is she only 29 years old? I feel like Leelee Sobieski has been around forever. What was that movie she did By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 04:24 pm
Assy Style Oscar Shaping: SAG nominations & Leo > Fassy Here are the 5 actors nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award: George Clooney, The Descendants Demian Bichir, A Better Life Leonardo DiCaprio, J. Edgar Jean Dujardin, The Artist Brad Pitt, Moneyball Missing? Michael Fassbender. Leonardo DiCaprio, who’d been losing so much momentum, who barely factored in any of By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 11:17 am
Assy Style Worst of 2011: Cowgirl Heigl Remember this? No? Well them I’m sorry for reminding you. Because as I said that the time, some things you can’t UNsee. And this is an outfit you want to unsee. You can always count on Katherine Heigl to put on some f-cked up sh-t but this time, By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 06:52 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Miley’s same dress & sh-t weave On Friday Miley Cyrus attended the American Giving Awards. Sunday night she was at the CNN Heroes event. I looked at one set of photos on Saturday morning and another set this morning and I wondered why she changed her hair. Everything else appeared to be the same aside from By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 10:09 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Life after Gossip Girl Is rough for Jessica Szohr. I mean, you can’t get away with a mess like this, from the hat to the gloves to the horrible makeup, if, you know, you’re not really doing anything. She’s not on a buzz show anymore. There’s no connection to anything By Lainey • Dec 09, 2011 10:46 am
BFFs My favourite bromance & Noomi’s bad dress I appreciate the effort. That she didn’t want to be boring. But this dress... It’s really, really, REALLY bad. Maybe, like, MAYBE, and this is the weakest maybe ever, if the dots were smaller? Probably not. But sh-t, it’s SH-T, right??? And the hair, the fringe, that By Lainey • Dec 08, 2011 05:00 pm
Lifestyle Shelfy’s shiny pants Jessica Biel has been hustling New Year’s Eve pretty hard around the world. The last few days it’s been in New York. This morning it was The Today Show. And these spectacularly terrible shiny green sateen pants. Don’t you wish you could see them without the coat By Lainey • Dec 08, 2011 04:20 pm
Quiveration Julian saves the Jolie It was another case of the Sister Wife in sateen last night for Angelina Jolie in New York at the premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey. What is her deal with this material? And WHY does she insist on dressing like she wants to be on TLC? By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 11:38 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Chastain in Marrakech With the year she’s had, Jessica Chastain is probably the only actor to rival Michael Fassbender in 2011. And there is talk that she could show up at the Kodak Theatre next February with an Oscar nomination of her own. If that happens, I hope she’s getting the By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 09:02 am
Hook Ups Cam can’t be with this There’s a rumour out there that Cameron Diaz is now dealing with Diddy. Um, I don’t buy it. I didn’t buy it before I saw these photos and holy f-ck, I totally don’t buy it now that I’m looking at these photos. PICTURE HIM ON By Lainey • Nov 30, 2011 04:53 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Courteney Cox’s satin skirt Courteney Cox stepped out last night in Hollywood in this bizarre combination – satin skirt and biker boots which, I mean I don’t hate a long skirt with a riding boot, in fact if done right, I might even dig it a lot. But the shiny material, the satin-ness of By Lainey • Nov 29, 2011 09:09 am
