Lifestyle On Spotted Pants What do you think? Can you work with this? On Kate Moss, the spotted jeans look good. Because it’s Kate Moss. I mean, I would never, but it’s Kate Moss. And then there’s Whitney Port. Whitney Port decided to wear her spotted, I dunno, are they pyjama By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 04:46 pm
Douchebags Her nipples, his hat Not sure why it had to be a big ass deal this weekend that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to the movies and almost ran into Brad Pitt and his children. They didn’t. So, really, in the end, it’s like they were at the same place, a By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 11:36 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s shorter hair You like it? I don’t think I do. I don’t think I like all those layers. Not when I know it when it’s long and thick and amazing. I mean, I get it, people cut their hair – for movies, for convenience, whatever – I’m just saying this By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 09:22 am
Assy Style Pattinson’s aren’t much better Maybe every post today on the main page is going to be about pants and how men wear them. Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving his place in London this morning wearing really bad ones. Like gross. The colour is sh-t, the fit is sh-t, they’re weird around the crotch, By Lainey • Nov 25, 2011 01:48 pm
Assy Style Not the sexiest jeans The Sexiest Man Alive 2011, Bradley Cooper, was in New York for Thanksgiving, spotted in the West Village. He’s been shooting a movie in Philadelphia the last couple of months with a weekend here in there in LA where he was photographed leaving dinner with Jennifer Lopez before she By Lainey • Nov 25, 2011 12:03 pm
Assy Style A break from Blake’s breasts After showing up in that horrific Marchesa the other night - click here for a refresher - Blake Lively went with Elie Saab last night at the opening of Gaga’s Workshop at Barneys in New York. Once again, it’s too small. See how the button is pulling? Then By Lainey • Nov 22, 2011 11:48 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: the definitive Marchesa If you’ve been reading long enough, you know my feelings on Marchesa. I have hated Marchesa...forever. Like years. Some of my very fashionable friends, including Sasha, don’t understand this. They think Marchesa is the sh-t. I mean, sure, once in a while, once a year, someone might By Lainey • Nov 21, 2011 08:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Elizabeth Olsen’s terrible proportions I can’t get with this. All those weird lengths made even more obvious by the red lining. And... it’s like... a magician’s cape. Um, this is supposed to be good? The longer back looks like a tail. The belt is pushing her tits up to her chin. By Lainey • Nov 16, 2011 10:08 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Mandy Moore’s red shoes See what I mean about those supposed Hollywood Style Awards? No disrespect to Mandy Moore but she’s not exactly Kristen Stewart. Andrea Riseborough was the biggest name there, and people still haven’t seen her breakout movie yet. Which tells you something about this event. Anyway, Mandy’s kept By Lainey • Nov 14, 2011 08:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Andrea Riseborough needs a proper stylist I keep telling you that Andrea Riseborough who plays Wallis Simpson in Madonna’s W.E. is exquisite but I don’t blame you if you don’t believe me because her carpet appearances are so maddeningly inconsistent, it’s hard to see her potential if you’ve not seen By Lainey • Nov 14, 2011 08:52 am
Lifestyle Carpet & Candids: LeAnn Rimes and a dinosaur tail I suppose this is where you’d find a dress so busy – at the Country Music Association Awards. It’s really too busy to belong in the spirit of good taste. I don’t know about those doily folds around the breast area, or the f-cking apron around her waist, By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 12:08 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Reese Witherspoon CMA lazy? Better this than jacking up the Try when you’re only a presenter, I get it. But the sateen towel Reese Witherspoon chose looks like it could be from Express. I mean, I love Express but I wouldn’t wear Express up on stage at the Country Music Association Awards By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:42 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Third Lip & Giant Head at the CMA Awards I was all hard with anticipation with how great Granny Freeze would look last nightat the CMA Awards since she did such a good job the night before in a Stella McCartney. Cocktease. And ... deflation. Her Jean Paul Gaultier was dramatic in print but the cut... wasn’t entirely imaginative. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:44 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch almost 40% at the CMA Awards By my count, through the photo agency, so that may not be accurate if there was an outfit change that they didn’t photograph, Carrie Underwood changed 7 times for a total of 8 looks while hosting the CMA Awards. I didn’t hate, like, maybe 3 of them. So By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:29 am
Assy Style Your dress is too small...again Blake Lively makes a big ass deal about the fact that she dresses herself. At least she claims to. She says it like the track record is worth taking credit for. And one of the consequences of her dressing herself? Blake often wears clothes that are toooooooooooo small. Remember the By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 10:46 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood’s CMA preview The CMA Awards go tonight in Nashville. Carrie Underwood is co-hosting. Which means at least 5 outfit changes and, therefore, 5 opportunities to stab your eyes out after seeing the incomprehensible sh-tness of her style choices. She gave us a preview last night at the BMI Country Awards where she By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:12 am
