Assy Style Worst Dress as an Organism: Heidi Klum Etalk has sent me on two or three baking shoots. And each time I’ve had to ice a cake. You’re supposed to hold the icing bag and delicately pulse it around in the shape of shells or rosebuds. I suck at it. My sh-t ends up looking like By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 02:46 am
Assy Style Baby bumps & Bodyguards It occurred to me that you could, in theory, bitch on Olivia Wilde’s ass for making everyone look like sh-t last night at the Butter premiere. But then again, Jennifer Garner has her own personal bodyguard. So there’s no reason she can’t find a better dress. Is By Lainey • Sep 14, 2011 08:01 am
Assy Style TIFF 2011: Sasha’s Watch List Written by Sasha Starting today some serious star wattage will be hitting the streets of T-dot. My peepers will be wide open for the flyest gear, but before it starts rolling out let’s get our s-TIFF-ies for who’s coming to town. Every fashion type in the city is By Lainey • Sep 08, 2011 05:27 am
Assy Style Katie Holmes was the night’s biggest star? The presentation of the final award at any awards show is usually reserved for most high profile guest in attendance. Last night that responsibility fell to Katie Holmes. Were they short on names? Will Ferrell was there. So was Jack Black. I’m not saying either of them are traditional By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:36 am
Douchebags Can you find a kind feeling? This is Ashton Kutcher arriving at Letterman presumably to promote his new starring role on Two and a Half Men. When Ashton obscures his looks, and he’s a very good looking man, there are very few kind things I can find to say about him. Look at him. He By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 10:32 am
Twats Of course she wore white That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if By Lainey • Aug 22, 2011 04:58 am
Assy Style Rihanna’s green feathers I like almost everything Rihanna wears. Not for me, but on her. Is it something you should wear to your cousin’s wedding? Of course not. Are you a 23 year old rock star? This is my problem with a lot of fashion commentary. Because you can’t apply style By Lainey • Aug 19, 2011 08:14 am
Assy Style Porny’s “professional dancing” Jessica Simpson tweeted this yesterday: There are rumors that I was "drunk swaying" at the Adele concert last night. That wasn't drunk swaying, that was professional dancing! It’s funny, right? It’s actually not a bad joke. The question is - is my Porny clever By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 04:25 am
Assy Style Douchebag or dork suit Who tops your Five List? Imagine that person, imagine that person the hottest you’ve ever seen him/her, the way he/she appears in your personal movies, the ones you’ve scripted in your own head, with dialogue. Now imagine that person wearing what Bradley Cooper is wearing in By Lainey • Aug 12, 2011 03:26 am
Assy Style Why weren’t you at the Xenu party? Saturday night in Hollywood, there was a big Scientology party attended by some of Xenu’s most ardent disciples including John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, Priscilla Presley, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, and Jason Lee, who looked hotter than he has in a long time. You can see the photos By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 04:56 am
Assy Style Teen Choice Worst Dressed: Ashley Greene Personal feelings aside, she needs a proper stylist. There’s no reason a girl this pretty with a body this tight is so often so poorly dressed on a carpet. Or does she just, like, have genetically bad taste... in the same way Jessica Simpson has genetically bad taste? How By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 04:40 am
Assy Style Sashay writing Not sure about these poses Tyra Banks was throwing down last night at Teen Choice. Or that, um, her leather jumpsuit was the best selection on the carpet. But that’s not really why Tyra made the blog today. Tyra made the blog today because Jessica sent me something crazy By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 03:01 am
Assy Style Robo: bland and crazy Letterman’s guest last night was Ricky Gervais. Over on The Tonight Show it was equally as boisterous as Jay Leno welcomed Katie Holmes. Hardly. That girl... Is so boring... And maybe she knows it. Maybe that’s why she put on the red pants. I didn’t care for By Lainey • Aug 03, 2011 04:00 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry on a Horse & the Foxy Filly This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 04:10 am
Douchebags Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 04:35 am
Assy Style Who are you? The last time we saw Jennifer Aniston, she was getting her feet and hands cemented in Hollywood and she was not wearing black. Click here for a refresher. Tonight, in London for the premiere of Horrible Bosses, once again, Jen is not in black, and NOT in a pair of By Lainey • Jul 20, 2011 09:39 am
