BFFs Met SEX: Blake Lively Her tits are not pouring out. Her ass is not hanging out. In fact, Blake Lively has probably never been more covered. And somehow, this girl, still she throws it out there all the time: SEX, SEX, SEX. Right? The way that sheet covers half her body, it’s like By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:34 am
Assy Style Met Pathetic: Kristen Bell And... sadly... Isla Fisher. There are so many things I cherish about my friend Laura but nothing more than the glee with which she hates on Kristen Bell. Laura is also my producer – in Cannes, at the Oscars, all over the world including Sundance where we forever bonded over mutual By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:04 am
Girly Throw Downs Met Worst Sateen: Madonna Stella McCartney is obviously trying to stay out of it, whatever it is between Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. She dressed them both. Madonna however did not sit with Stella and her usual girls. G and Stella were with Kate Hudson and Rashida Jones and Iman and I think Rihanna, while By Lainey • May 03, 2011 06:29 am
Girly Throw Downs Met Glee-off: Dianna Agron & Lea Michele How did they both end up in red? They can try to convince me until they’re red in the face that they did it “on purpose” but there is no way I’d believe it. I would however totally buy it if you tell me in two weeks that By Lainey • May 03, 2011 05:28 am
Assy Style Met Disappointing: Naomi Watts Jesus. What just happened? I can see the seam on the shoulder because it’s sheer overlay which... gross. As in from the bowels of bad bridal, you know? All of it. From the belt to the cascading bedazzlement and again the no-colourness that seemed to prevail last night, this By Lainey • May 03, 2011 04:48 am
Assy Style Worst Met Colour: Rashida Jones Michelle sent me a note last night when all of us started hitting the wires to see the photos as they we released. Her message was simple: “How can this happen to someone so beautiful?” It’s true. Rashida Jones is beautiful. And she is dressed up in all kinds By Lainey • May 03, 2011 04:00 am
Assy Style Met without the braid: Rihanna Stella McCartney had some big names in her clothes last night. Madonna and Gwyneth (more on them later), Kate Hudson, as always, and Rihanna too, in a one shoulder black lace which, I mean it’s not something I’d pick for myself, but on Rihanna it fit beautifully, it’ By Lainey • May 03, 2011 03:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Similar Met Bumps: Kate Hudson & Jessica Alba I read somewhere, I can’t remember where, that Alba’s ensemble last night was one of the best. What? This is Jessica Alba, who is pregnant, in a no-colour Ralph Lauren, and I don’t see how this can be characterised as anything other than a mess. Look at By Lainey • May 03, 2011 02:23 am
Assy Style Met Prom: Ashley Greene & Jennifer Hudson The Met Gala is not the prom. But you know, without fail, some people come to this thing thinking it’s like their own wedding. This explains why Jennifer Hudson chose Vera Wang. That’s a wedding dress, it’s a prom dress, it’s certainly not a high fashion By Lainey • May 03, 2011 02:05 am
Assy Style 17-off at the Met: Dakota & Saoirse I suppose, if there’s anyone who could get away with the Valentino flower tulle explosion worn by Dakota Fanning at the Met Gala it was probably Dakota Fanning. She’s 17. Prom is still within the parametres of her actual experience. But f-ck is this thing ever ugly. And By Lainey • May 03, 2011 01:31 am
Douchebags Douches on a carpet Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t By Lainey • May 02, 2011 06:14 am
Assy Style Red Hair hid the Nails All the attention yesterday was focused on Blake Lively's new red hair following her appearane at the Time 100 Most Influential People of 2011 gala. So much so that it obscured another detail. Thanks to Lorraine for the email pointing this out. Look at her nails. Is Barbra By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 09:11 am
Assy Style Katie Holmes > Ashton Kutcher A few weeks ago Star Magazine put Katie Holmes on the cover. It was a scandalous headline about drugs but on the inside it was really just an article about some Scientology method and that she’s really into it, much like some people can be really into running marathons, By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 08:05 am
Assy Style But why not Porny? Jessica Simpson lived up to my nickname for her last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Issue party in LA. Looks like a fluffer was hired to jerk off her hair. And she was honoured with the “Style Icon” award. Sure. In fairness, this isn’t the worst By Lainey • Apr 27, 2011 09:29 am
Assy Style Scarlett’s boyfriend and his hair gel Sean Penn showed up at the premiere of Love Hate Love at the Tribeca Film Festival last night in a skinny tie with some gel in his hair like he was trying to work a little Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen into his life. Maybe Scarjo likes it that way. Running By Lainey • Apr 27, 2011 08:23 am
Assy Style Influential Blake is now red The Time 100 gala took place in New York last night honouring its list of 100 Most Influential People in the World which, as reported last week, includes Blake Lively. There are too many riddles in life. Sometimes you just have to move on. As you can see, she debuted By Lainey • Apr 27, 2011 06:20 am
