Hook Ups Underwear lines I hate underwear lines. Underwear lines are very democratic. Even skinny girls get underwear lines. Look at Sienna Miller in London the other night signing autographs for fans after her play. The alternative to underwear lines of course is having a piece of string they call a thong or a By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 09:14 am
BFFs Oscar Worsts: Gwyneth Paltrow & Nicole Kidman In this episode of Everyone Loves Gwyneth, here she is with Nicole Kidman on the carpet last night holding hands. Kidman almost always towers over any woman she stands beside. Gwyneth really is that tall. I was delighted they decided to be all friends and girly together, considering they both By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 10:45 am
Assy Style Oscar Baywatch: Jennifer Lawrence I’m not saying she didn’t look good. She looked great. Gorgeous. Hot. Super sexy. But you can’t deny that’s exacly the same shade of red. And it’s cut exactly like an elongated swimsuit. She could be running in slow motion down the beach…which…well… By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 05:42 am
Assy Style Sandra Bullock – Worst One Year Later Written by Duana Oh Sandra. Honey, what was going on tonight? Everyone knows tonight was a moment for you – that even though you were talking about what a great experience it is to win, that all you could think about was the beginning of the end that was last year. By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 05:32 am
Assy Style Oscar Fringe & Tail: Emma Stone Duana saw these photos before I did. I was heading back from the press room when my Blackberry went off with a note from her that read “you’re not going to like Emma Stone”. She was right. Very, very disappointed. This is Emma Stone at the Vanity Fair party. By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 04:34 am
Assy Style Worst Biscuit Dress: Florence Welch Written by Duana Florence of Florence and the Machine – who’s informally Florence Welch - obviously has a lot to be happy about. Not the least of which is being invited to perform at the Academy Awards. But did she look like she was enjoying herself? Or – let me rephrase By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 04:13 am
Assy Style Worst Oscar Hair: Reese Witherspoon Jesus. Who made this call? The only, only, only positive here are the earrings. Everything else is an Elle Woods homage to Julia Roberts. But it’s the hair that’s really the crime here. The dress is for a hostess but it’s the hair that really fills me By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 03:16 am
Assy Style Oscar Breasts: Jennifer Hudson I am predisposed to not like this material. I don’t like taffeta. Ever. Taffeta often comes in offensive colours. Always loud. Always really mall prom. It doesn’t scream style to me. It certainly isn’t fresh. And on Jennifer Hudson, with her new Weight Watchers body that gets By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 02:11 am
Assy Style Berry & Swank - Former Winners Wearing Metallic Written by Duana Now look, now. If anyone other than Halle Berry had paid tribute to Lena Horne, would it mean that we were less aware of the struggles she had had and the triumphs she had made over the then-totally-biased industry in Hollywood? If I started to talk about By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 02:00 am
Assy Style Oscar Failed Vintage: Marisa Tomei Jessi Cruickshank reported on our etalk red carpet show that Marisa Tomei’s dress was some kind of 1950s gown that is so rare and so precious, they wouldn’t loan it to her so she had to buy it and it was tens of thousands of dollars, probably the By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 01:32 am
Assy Style Worst Hathaway Imitation: Mandy Moore Written by Duana The first reaction everyone had to Mandy Moore tonight was that she looked severe and kind of angry. This is factual, and though the part in her hair and the weird eyebrow (that a lot of people had going) didn’t help, there was something else at By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 01:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnant in virgin white Written by Duana There’s a thing that happens wherein people talk about how glamorous our mothers looked when they were pregnant, and lament that people are now wear leggings and so forth. That’s half due, I suspect, to the fact that depending on how old you are, your By Lainey • Feb 25, 2011 05:08 am
Girly Throw Downs LBD > Young Jumpsuit Youth is certainly potent but sometimes youth’s inexperience can lose one or two carpet battles. And this is how Jennifer Aniston’s little black dress beat out Brooklyn Decker’s horrific jumpsuit last night at the German premiere of Just Go With It or, as they refer to it By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 03:30 am
Assy Style Johnny after John John Mayer turned up at the Grammys like a poor man’s Depp, barely. But more than a few of you noted the similarity. Then Johnny Depp turned up at the Rango premiere last in LA and it was too fresh. Not that he hasn’t looked like this for By Lainey • Feb 15, 2011 03:00 am
Assy Style Grammy Wedding Album: Katy Perry & Russell Brand What did you think of that? The wedding video/photos playing behind her during her performance? I didn’t mind that so much. I mean, I think it’s worse that she can’t sing live. And I was more offended that she stole Mimi’s swing. Only Mimi should By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:59 am
Thinnification BAFTA Worst: Jennifer Lawrence Cut off her head and, well, wouldn’t you expect that it was Blake Lively wearing this dress? Maybe Blake Lively wouldn’t have worn that choker. So 90s. But you get the idea, right? There’s so much titty action happening here, and I’m not sure Jennifer Lawrence By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:25 pm
