Assy Style BAFTA Minnie Driver Written by Duana Prevailing wisdom says Minnie – who has had a series of ridiculously hard knocks in the romance department, but who works steadily if not flashily – can act. I don’t doubt it’s the case. I have yet to see Barney’s Version, mostly because to a person, By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:02 pm
Assy Style BAFTA you can do better: Hailee Steinfeld Have been really, really impressed with Hailee Steinfeld’s awards season and premiere style choices. Her selection for the BAFTAs however fell a little short of standard. Not feeling the tricked out sheer top. Not feeling whatever it is that’s coming out of her waist. Reminds me of Mad By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 07:23 pm
Assy Style Let’s stay with the breast theme… Why not? When Blake Lively shoves them into a strapless Alexander McQueen for an AMFAR gala, you really don’t have a choice. It’s like refusing an appetiser when the hostess went to all the trouble to make the crust on those salmon rolls all light and fluffy. (Day By Lainey • Feb 10, 2011 03:45 am
Assy Style Brad dresses Angie, Yeah But A few people have sent over this article - an interview with Lubov Azria of BCBGMaxAzriaGroup during which she reveals how Angelina Jolie picks her clothes. "We were going to dress Angelina Jolie and we had a choice of three gowns with us. When we got there, she said By Lainey • Feb 09, 2011 09:15 am
Assy Style Sports Illustrated Housewife The famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue will be released next week. The much hyped cover will be announced Monday, specifically the lucky girl who has been chosen for it. Brooklyn Decker, currently costarring with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler in Just Go With It, as her crazy ass body in By Lainey • Feb 09, 2011 03:49 am
Assy Style JailBaits & Skinny Bitches Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin By Lainey • Feb 09, 2011 03:02 am
Famewhores On borrowing Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 01:32 am
Assy Style Pretty takes a day off Jude Law was photographed in London today, chatting with a friend on the sidewalk before running some errands with an assistant type. As you know, I’m all over it when Jude and Sienna make love to my eyes with their pretty. As you can see, Jude’s pretty decided By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 07:45 am
Assy Style Worst Actress: Jane Lynch Look, I’ve looked through it over and over again, to choose someone else, anyone else, for such a dubious distinction. But last night, it kept coming back to this. To Jane Lynch. Beloved Jane Lynch. Because even though we adore her, even though she’s a badass bitch who’ By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 06:22 am
Assy Style SAG let this be the last time: Angie Harmon Are you done with this dress and all its interpretations? Penelope Cruz did it one year at the Oscars, and repeated herself a few times after that, and every other designer decided to copy that big full feather/bubble/cotton ball skirt… to the point that now, without fail, it By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 04:25 am
Assy Style SAG Possessed Bride: Winona Ryder Why is my girl so crazy? Half the time she looks, like, stunned to be there. And it’s not like Winona Ryder is a stranger to these occasions. Quite the opposite, in fact. Winona should be very familiar with an awards season. But it’s still like a caged By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 03:48 am
Assy Style SAG Just Miss: Jennifer Lawrence What an eyesore. And I don’t just mean the colour. It’s the colour and the details. The black details. That black belt. And those black shoes, made clunkier by contrast… it was all a little amateur. Which, frankly, I find rather endearing. She is the middle class girl By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 02:16 am
Assy Style Worst SAG Headband: Kate Mara Also known as the sister of Lisbeth Salander, Rooney Mara. Kate is dating Max Minghella who starred with Rooney in The Social Network. They also, Kate and Max, worked together on an upcoming film called Ten Year. Kate is so periphery I normally wouldn’t include her in this kind By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 01:32 am
Hook Ups Worst SAG Breasts: Naya Rivera One of the Glee nominated clips they used during the telecast was Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester telling Naya Rivera’s Santana that she wasn’t down with “plastics”. Too bad they didn’t cut to Naya’s face right after. It’s particularly egregious on someone so young and By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 01:20 am
Assy Style Gwyneth, you look like sh-t Jesus, this is bad. Maybe even the worst. Gwyneth was in Geneva yesterday at the Baume & Mercier Gala. She’s their new ambassador or something. I wonder if they regret their choice. Because on one of the first occasions she’s representing them, she looks like total f-cking ass. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2011 03:23 am
Assy Style Globes Worst: Jennifer Lopez This dress was an asshole. I mean… The glitter shawl. Is she poor? Middle aged bride? Arlene’s Dress Emporium? Nope. It’s Zuhair Murad. Which, when I found out, didn’t surprise me. I have never liked a Zuhair Murad. You know who wears a lot of Zuhair Murad? By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 07:41 am
