Assy Style What is this colour? I’ve never been a fully blonde Asian. So maybe I’m not the best judge of what it is to be fully blonde. But to my non-blonde eye, what Katherine Heigl is working here looks many shades of wrong. Could be the lighting, sure. But there’s something oddly By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 11:26 am
Assy Style Kristen Bell Schadenfreude It’s a guarantee – whenever Kristen Bell shows up somewhere looking like sh-t, I will hear from Laura. She’ll be in a great mood, it’ll set the tone for the rest of her day, for our day as, among the many things we share, Kristen Bell Hate is By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 05:23 am
Quiveration Bad hair and sh-tty posing with Jonas thighs If you told me yesterday I’d be able to write about my #1 and #2 on the same day, I would have never predicted that my reaction would be as it is: decidedly disappointed. This is my problem: I am too objective sometimes when it comes to quiveration. I By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 03:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Robo Fashion Week Bridesmaid She hit up the Calvin Klein show in New York last night in a nice white taupey waist slimming short sleeved cocktail. For the VIP dinner afterwards however it was a strapless bridesmaid dress that, um, cuts her legs off at the wrong spot. Katie Holmes’s date for the By Lainey • Sep 17, 2010 09:03 am
Assy Style LipGloss, dreams, weed Had the most random, random dream last night. We were at a party. I was hanging out with Zac Efron, who seems to have replaced his LipGloss with a big boy beard, or at least an attempt at one. Looks ridiculous. Patches of facial hair are not going to land By Lainey • Sep 16, 2010 11:27 am
Assy Style Better...and then not Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck By Lainey • Sep 16, 2010 07:40 am
Girly Throw Downs We need to help Rebecca As Sasha noted the other day that Rebecca Hall pantsuit on the carpet at the TIFF premiere of The Town was for sh-t. Look at when she spreads out her legs to and you realise it’s not a dress. Goddamn that’s bad. And it wasn’t great in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 04:18 am
Assy Style TIFF Style Best & Worst … so far Written by Sasha The fashion extravaganza has begun and it’s time for my weekend fashion round up! Diving straight into it, my vote for most fashionable couple! There were a lot of Hollywood duos out this weekend—Ben and Jen, Jon Hamm and long time lady Jennifer, and Marion By Lainey • Sep 13, 2010 11:39 am
Assy Style TIFF 2010 FASHION Written by Sasha For the last 5 years I’ve been working the Fashion beat at TIFF. And I’ll be honest: it’s sad seeing fashion that I can’t currently afford but it’s a cool way to get a few style cues from celebrities for the season By Lainey • Sep 10, 2010 07:15 am
Assy Style I don’t know about this hat Jeremy Renner was at the Jaeger LeCoultre party last night in Venice like an odd little man trying to work a new hat. You know that crazy dude who stands outside the bar and heckles people, hilariously, as they come out? That’s Jeremy Renner. He’s not Joaquin Phoenix By Lainey • Sep 08, 2010 03:59 am
Assy Style Natalie surges ahead Black Swan opened the Venice Film Festival yesterday and the reviews have been largely positive. Even when they’re not positive, they’re not total sh-t either, and the critics who love it, really really do love it, some even going so far as to call Black Swan Darren Aronofsky’ By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 03:53 am
Assy Style Emmy Awards 2010 I thought the open was really good. And two Canadians represented too – both Cory Monteith and Nina Dobrev were invited to join in the Springsteen Glee homage led by Jimmy Fallon and almost stolen by Jon Hamm’s amazingness. As for Fallon as host, well, it was a strong beginning By Lainey • Aug 30, 2010 04:02 am
Hook Ups Jakey lets it grow...and the wrong Rachel Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed visiting a friend this weekend in LA, dressed down in torn khakis and flipflops and a lot facial hair. There might also be a little too much carbohydrate activity happening in his life right now too. Something about the way his shirt is hanging – or not By Lainey • Aug 30, 2010 02:52 am
Assy Style Holiday clothes for Chinese people When my mother sees this ensemble she’ll be all over me to buy it for her. Forget the House of the Sh-ts, Beysus should really be Made For China. It’s tacky, it’s gold, and there are 8s all over. Double 8s too. Really, you can’t go By Lainey • Aug 26, 2010 05:56 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried, Beysus, and the Sh-t House Britney Spears is in Hawaii with her man Jason Trawick. Jason Trawick’s body > Jensen Ackles’s body. Right??? I like ‘em lean. Fried Chicken managed to clean up her weave in time for the holiday, or maybe that’s because we can’t see it from the back. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2010 05:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Sinkhole & Sons Should be the name of a plumbing company. Chicken Fried Britney tweeted from the Glee set yesterday – photo attached – where she’s working on the all-Britney episode which is kinda like reminding her: see how awesome you used to be before the crazy took over? At some point during the By Lainey • Aug 19, 2010 03:48 am
