Famewhores The obvious Ashley Greene So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 04:53 am
Assy Style These pictures are not for the fickle We discuss this all the time, how I can be so fickle. Laura’s Robert Pattinson problem is now 18 months old. This is a ridiculously long time for a celebrity crush. When I tell her this she tells me that I have no loyalty, and that she doesn’t By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 05:30 am
Assy Style Maybe not in photos? I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 04:53 am
Assy Style This must be his “director” hair David Schwimmer showed up with fiancée Zoe Buckman last night at the Public Theatre’s Annual Gala in New York wearing an overgrown middle-aged shag like some kind of aging hipster artiste who wants us to know he’s still down. Schwimmer, you see, is a proper director now. He By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 03:25 am
Assy Style JLo’s wig at the Apollo Not sure if it’s really a wig but it has that look about it, non? Also under certain light it seems green. Too bad because everything else was so right. This is Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony last night in New York at the 2010 Apollo Theatre Spring Benefit By Lainey • Jun 15, 2010 03:32 am
Assy Style Robo & Blake Lively What is Blake Lively’s signature style? Too. Small. Always too small. Remember the Golden Globes? Lively’s size motivations are obvious. Here is a girl who will do what it takes. And she’ll squeeze that milk and honey exterior into something short and tight every time, over and By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 03:49 am
Assy Style Bradley, Brady, and Renee Tom Brady went to the Celtics/Lakers game the other night and his hair was styled like this. And then Renee Zellweger was walking around with Bradley Cooper and family yesterday in New York and she was modelling the same bowl. Why is Tom Brady pissing on his hotness by By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 10:26 am
Assy Style Mail order Tinkerbell I appreciate trying something new, especially at her age, but remember, she’s not really her age. Like Ali Lohan, Hayden Panettiere is almost 40. So no, this isn’t keeping it fresh. In fact, wearing the dress, and the lace, and given her overall been-around-the-block Lolita breeze, Hayden’s By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 07:25 am
Jock Smut Country B is all smiles It’s always all smiles when the night belongs to her. And it did. Carrie Underwood took home two CMT Awards last night with her fiancé Mike Fisher looking on proudly. They’re cute together, non? And a lot of extra play for the cameras too. They reward her and By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 06:01 am
Maple Leaf The hair is two years old and sucks In Monte Carlo at the opening of the 50th Annual TV Festival, here are the stars of The Vampire Diaries on the red carpet yesterday. Many of you write very often for more pictures and gossip from the show. Am trying though I confess I have never watched it. I By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 08:28 am
Assy Style Put that away I mean her entire head. Because this is shudderingly hard to look at. It’s Katherine Heigl last night at a screening for her new movie Killers with Ashton Kutcher in LA. Some people were born for dark hair. Like Courteney Cox. Others can’t make it happen. Heigl cannot By Lainey • Jun 02, 2010 06:44 am
Jock Smut Country B silver and legs You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no By Lainey • May 27, 2010 06:08 am
Harry Potter Emma wrap shorts Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, and Bonnie Wright accepted the Family Film Award last night at the National Movie Awards in London. We are just 3 weeks away from the grand opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios. I can’t think about this. Let’s focus By Lainey • May 27, 2010 04:12 am
Assy Style Something for me? You hit up a flower shoppe yesterday in Los Feliz for some gift boxes with a friend while Alicja is back in Poland for the Polish Film Festival. But... couldn’t you have at least thrown on a tee shirt under there? Or a beater tank? I’m all for By Lainey • May 25, 2010 06:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Porny’s change pouch Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver. Isn’t this was what my By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:14 am
Assy Style This is not Givenchy Or G-Star. Remember a couple of years ago when Taupe Jennifer Garner wore the ugliest dress ever and we were all appalled? Click here for a refresher. Well this weekend Liv Tyler took it upon herself to snatch that title away from Mrs Affleck with ... this. I can barely stand By Lainey • May 24, 2010 04:05 am
