Assy Style I didn’t think it was possible Written by Jacek Is it just me or is my Marion’s choice of…everything last night at the AMFAR gala a huge miss? I didn’t think it was possible to take the sexy out of Marion Cotillard but this, gossips, this is probably as close to it as By Lainey • May 21, 2010 03:41 am
Douchebags A leather suit and Ebola As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. There is a reader who shall remain unnamed who stalwartly insists he deserves a reprieve. Like I said before – Brody might By Lainey • May 20, 2010 03:33 am
Assy Style Fake Cougar Hayden Panterierere hosts some thing Written bySarah What the hell are the World Music Awards? Whatever they are, they were held in Monaco on Tuesday and the Fake Cougar herself, Hayden Panetierre, co-hosted with Michelle Rodriguez. Plus 100 points for locale, minus 10,000 for choice of hosts. It seems like every year the Fake By Lainey • May 19, 2010 09:30 am
Twats Crank at the Chopard party Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events By Lainey • May 18, 2010 05:31 am
Assy Style LipGloss & Sateen Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens attended the Nylon Magazine Young Hollywood Issue party in Hollywood last night. Every week it seems there’s a Young Hollywood party. And normally only the Hills people show up. In all fairness, Nylon editorials are known to be pretty hip. And Nessa wants some By Lainey • May 13, 2010 07:28 am
Gossip Girl Leighton’s Met Disappointment and Spoiler Leighton Meester was in Madrid the other day on some kind of promotional tour for Herbal Essences. On Monday she was at the Met Gala dressed like horrible ass. It’s even more offensive because the year before she was without doubt one of the best of the event in By Lainey • May 07, 2010 06:15 am
Assy Style Jakey’s light suit The photo agency says it’s light blue. All I see is grey. I am however a little bit cross-eyed and a lot nearsighted. Maybe it is blue after all. This is Jake Gyllenhaal in London today all dressed up for a full day of press to promote Prince of By Lainey • May 07, 2010 04:37 am
Assy Style MET Worst: Blake Lively We get it. Your body is sick. You have legs for miles. We get it. Every f-cking week on Gossip Girl we get it. Your tits. Your ass. Your mumble mouth when you talk. So would a little subtlety hurt, just once? Why not try a different gear at the By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:47 am
Girly Throw Downs The Girls Club without Kate B I don’t know where my Gwyneth went. Her name was onthe committee list. Same goes for Cameron Diaz. And both were in New York at the weekend. Some say Gwyneth snuck inside and bypassed the carpet. I can’t see this. Not because she’s not a snotty bitch, By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:17 am
Assy Style MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:38 am
Assy Style MET Dark Spirits: Maggie Gyllenhaal Points for trying something different. And only Maggie G could have pulled it off. But no points for scaring me. Maybe if it was a different colour. But the way it is now, with her face so severe, and the fabric like storm clouds gathered around her legs, like there By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:22 am
Assy Style MET Cinderellas: Jennifer Lopez & Anne Hathaway Am surprised Anne Hathaway was able to leave the event unscathed, without a knife wound in her side, a gift from Jennifer Lopez for essentially wearing the same dress. It was the same dress. Different designers but it was the same dress. Cinderella dress. Princess dress. Cotillion dress. The same By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:53 am
Assy Style MET White-Off: Kiki vs Swifty Kiki. I’m with Kiki. You? Kirsten Dunst is wearing Rodarte for Gap. Compared to Emma Watson, as far as a one shoulder goes, Kiki’s is so much more interesting, especially the back. Quirky but still elegant, with personality, and totally suited to the night particularly paired with those By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:20 am
Assy Style MET Ventriloquist: Christina Hendricks It’s that f-cking thing on her shoulder that’s the same colour as her hair so when I first starting going through the images and pulled this up I recoiled in horror because I actually thought Phoebe Price tried to crash the event with a ventriloquist dummy. It is By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:37 am
Assy Style MET Lavender Ass: Rosario Dawson & Carey Mulligan Pink, lavender, whatever... it’s ... objectionable. Like really, really insulting. I mean, that colour, it should be outlawed, with few exceptions, for people over 6, 7 max. And those weird tit cups. And that black bow. And that goddamn feather ruffle skirt. Anna please put a ban on this sh-t. By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:27 am
Assy Style MET Powder Bluebell Sh-t: Vera Farmiga Her dress at the Oscars was rather unpopular. And now this at the Costume Institute Gala. So ... is it official? To declare that Vera Farmiga has bad taste? Because... Like... Even if you don’t mind the colour (to me it’s offensive), and even if you can forgive those By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:55 am
