Assy Style MET garden dress and her beautiful boyfriend Or is it fiancé now? All these engagements and bit players, who can keep track? Rachel Bilson also wore LV. I like it ok... but do I like it for night? Do you like it for night? Did you like it for last night? I liked him better last night. By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:02 am
Assy Style MET Midnight Blue: Oprah > Abbie The Mighty looked great. She was the host, of course, and she chose Oscar de la Renta, and for her, he was perfect. A dress that apparently took 4 people over 250 hours to finish, and it really did fit her beautifully, so flattering, and the construction is magnificent and By Lainey • May 04, 2010 02:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Happy Shelfy’s boots Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second By Lainey • May 03, 2010 08:16 am
Girly Throw Downs Yellow Porny vs the ex My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and By Lainey • May 03, 2010 07:41 am
BFFs GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final choice By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 03:35 am
Assy Style GOOP in a bad dress Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Bent on Learning event in New York last night in a poorly fit dress* that actually made her look...well... wide, right? Especially with the coat on. There’s no waist. And it’s riding up awkwardly. And for someone who busts her ass at the By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 04:28 am
Douchebags Please remove your DoucheFace Laura always says I’m fickle. This is true. I will turn on a bitch without hesitation. This is why my crushes don’t last very long. Because perfection is impossible. And when that becomes too obvious in the subject, the subject is discarded. But I tried with Adrien Brody. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 04:12 am
Assy Style The Eclipse trailer Just got back from the best polo lesson ever and my inbox is full of Twi-Hard. Apparently there’s some drama with the new Eclipse trailer that was just screened on Oprah today..?. I’m not about to break this sh-t down by the second because, well, please, that’s By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 10:07 am
Assy Style Renee Z’s short hair It’s been short a while but last night at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of My Own Love Song, Renee styled it like a pixie that had her hair hacked off on the sides by a teenage gardener who wasn’t paying attention. Hair, I think, is hard for By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 05:24 am
Assy Style Lolita P’s short hair She and her giant were at the Avatar Earth Day celebration last night. As you can see, Hayden Panettiere had her hair cut. It’s short, looks like a bob that’s been slicked back, and it’s refreshing that she’s trying something not long, blonde, blown out, and By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 04:44 am
Jock Smut Where’s Pippy? Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’ By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 05:49 am
Assy Style Jude in love loves everyone After a few days of gorgessity in LA with Sienna Miller, Jude Law is now in New York, seen walking jovially with a friend in Soho yesterday. Photo Assumption says Jude is happy. Happier than he’s been in a long time. Happy because he’s happiest with Sienna. Happiest By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 04:17 am
Assy Style Porny’s matchy matchy lace and length NO. It’s ... hideous. My Porny Jessica Simpson is back in New York promoting the final episode of her beauty show. As you can see, Porny wanted to match. Jacket, dress, shoes. And a lace pattern. Sausage lace pattern. That cuts her off at the worst length. F-ck them. They By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 05:26 am
Assy Style A lift from Porny Written by Jacek Crushing loss for my Canucks last night Gossips. Horrible penalty kill, Luongo took the night off (except he did so while in the crease and not on the bench initially, which never turns out well), and lady luck seems to be sitting comfortably in the laps of By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 05:40 am
Assy Style Taylor’s Summer’s Eve This is what I’m calling her dress. Because the lavender and the lace and the embroidery, it all reminds me of a certain generation of delicate ladies who refer to their Summer’s Eves in hushed tones and never miss an afternoon of tea. So why the f-ck is By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 04:41 am
Assy Style Country B finally wins She had to watch Taylor Swift trump her crusty ass at previous award shows, but Carrie Underwood was named Entertainer of the Year last night in Vegas at the Academy of Country Music, her second in a row, and the first female artist to take the honour twice. Well done By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:55 am
