Assy Style Jen’s night shoe problem This Bounty Hunter press tour looks like it’s taking a toll on Gerry B. Spittle looks tired, is fading. His co-star and possible Settling Soulmate, however, as Tina Fey might say, is holding up beautifully. Here are Jen and Gerry last night in Berlin for the red carpet and By Lainey • Mar 30, 2010 02:56 am
Quiveration Empire Men...and a BoyMan Last night in London at the Empire Film Awards, Jude Law showed up, as handsome as ever, after spending a few days in Paris shooting his Dior ad with Guy Ritchie. F-------ck he is pretty right now. It’s been said over and over but goddamn it’s too hard By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 05:17 am
Assy Style Jackson Rathbone & the Twilight makeup artist Even Twi-Hards will agree: the wig and makeup situation in the Twilight movies is f-cking busted. This is supposed to be the most ridiculously beautiful family maybe ever, and instead when Jasper comes on the screen looking like a crazed clown, the laughs far outnumber the moists. Which is almost By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 04:24 am
Assy Style Bad shoes and a finger up the ass Tiresome. This sh-t is tiresome. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are making their way through Europe to promote The Bounty Hunter which, after two weeks, has earned just under $40 million, not exactly a box office win. So they need to keep hustling, hoping that international numbers will be more By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 03:50 am
Assy Style Now she’s a Movie Girl Entertainment Weekly landed an exclusive with Katherine Heigl as the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk confirmed that she and Seattle Grace have officially broken up. Heigl is done on Grey’s Anatomy and she told Ausiello that this is how it went down: “I went on my family leave and spent By Lainey • Mar 25, 2010 07:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange and babies on the balcony Monday night he was in London at the UK premiere of Kick-Ass, staying out late to party at his boy Matthew Vaughn’s, threw back a few beers, smoked some cigarettes, a chill evening break away from all those babies. Can’t blame him. I would have stayed an entire By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 02:49 am
Assy Style Why didn’t she blame the designer? Katherine Heigl was in Vegas last night at ShoWest, first appearing at the Warner Bros presentation for upcoming releases and then to receive her award as Female Star of the Year. I like her with black hair. The extensions aren’t too bad either. She looks good. She does not By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 05:25 am
Douchebags BBT’s new hair Look who can’t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it’s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that’ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with Jian Ghomeshi because the entire By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 05:01 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried ass pants As of yesterday afternoon, she was still with Jason Trawick. And she (mostly) held it together. As of this afternoon, it could be an entirely different story. Because Chicken Fried is back to crazy. At least on the outside. In ranking Britney’s f-ckery for clothes, you’re dealing with By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 11:23 am
Assy Style It’s great from her right side, bad from her left Have been receiving messages all day from people like Michelle D: Lainey- So, there have been two separate events with two separate dresses and no comments on the K-Steeze? I am now addicted to your wardrobe review, so I have to know! What did you think of Kristen Stewart' By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 10:54 am
Break Ups Not brunette just yet E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 03:18 am
Assy Style Go home and regroup And tell your main ‘mo to grow some style. I’ve no doubt Ken Paves means well but his execution is for sh-t. Did you see Porny on The View yesterday? I couldn’t bear to look, I could only manage two minutes with the sound off. Some people can By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 04:07 am
Assy Style Let it go Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 08:45 am
Assy Style Speaking of uncool... I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 03:38 am
Assy Style GOOPy, are you poor? I worry a lot about Jessica Simpson. All the time. And sometimes I worry for Carey Mulligan. I worry that she’ll get swept away. But I have never worried for Gwyneth. Girls like Gwyneth, connected like Gwyneth, raised like Gwyneth, they always end up ok. I thought. But there By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 11:31 am
Assy Style Oscar Overtry: Lea Michele Post By Duana IMDB says Lea Michele's birthday is August 29, 1986. I have a friend who shares this exact birthday, and based on hangouts with her, that means getting settled into 23, not leaving anytime soon. 24 is awhile away. When you're 23-not-24, the point By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 08:21 am
