Assy Style Oscar Good Dress, Bad Dress: Maggie & Charlize A lot of people call Maggie Gyllenhaal ugly because she doesn’t look like Reese Witherspoon. Having met Maggie at the Spirit Awards on Friday, I can tell you her sex appeal is through the roof. It’s the way she holds herself. And the slight condescension when she speaks By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 06:33 am
Assy Style Worst Hair: Zac Efron Did you see it from the back? There was a piece sticking up. And every woman on the carpet except for his handler wanted to smack him there and flatten that sh-t out. This is the problem with Zac Efron. The vanity. On the one hand he’s sweet and By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 05:03 am
Assy Style Worst Pouf: Zoe Saldana Post By Duana My friend Lara and I have a phrase when we think we might be overdressing. We remind each other that "It's not the prom". Which is a nice reminder that you don't have to wear ALL of the things all of By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 02:11 am
Assy Style Worst Golden Mom: Sarah Jessica Parker Post By Duana So much gold tonight. I mean, hilarious show gold in the form of Ben Stiller and others barely hiding their mock of James Cameron, and in Tina Fey reading action lines from the script of Up, but it's more about the dresses. And while Sandra By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 01:36 am
Assy Style Kristen Stewart to balance Twi-Hards are multi-tasking. They are hating on Emilie de Ravin but they are also rubbing themselves over Kristen Stewart’s appearance on the Remember Me red carpet. Because this means that she loves Robert Pattinson, and he couldn’t imagine getting through the experience without her. He needed her there, By Lainey • Mar 02, 2010 03:23 am
Assy Style Front Row Amateur Ashley Greene spent the weekend in Milan. It’s Fashion Week. Somehow she managed to get invited to a few shows. It’s been a really B List season. Nonetheless, every bitch has to start somewhere. And for Ashley, this is a huge coup. This is like her Oscars. The By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 07:39 am
Assy Style Matt’s little hairs For a role? It’s always for a role. Hopefully it’s for a role. Because it’s a problem if he’s growing it above his lip for fun. They look so pubey. I don’t want to look at a man’s mouth and see a vagina. This By Lainey • Feb 26, 2010 04:13 am
Maple Leaf Alice, Anne, and Avril Tonight in London, the premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Can’t decide if I like Anne Hathaway’s dress. Love the colour, love the styling, but maybe the chest is pulled up too high? Not important. I don’t have to like the dress to like the By Lainey • Feb 25, 2010 07:23 am
Assy Style Steeze recovered & Vogue MUCH better. Yesterday I ragged on Kristen Stewart’s poorly fit BAFTA dress and her massage parlour shoes. One day later she hit up the ELLE Style Awards to collect her award for Woman of the Year in a smart strapless Pucci that was the right size. Well done. But By Lainey • Feb 23, 2010 03:35 am
Assy Style BAFTAs poor fit and bad shoes Kristen Stewart was named the BAFTA Rising Star. Not surprising. It is the only award that’s voted by the fans. And you know the Twilight Nation. When it comes to this sh-t, they’ll break the internet to get the result they want. In most fan vote cases, what By Lainey • Feb 22, 2010 04:08 am
Assy Style He wins It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 08:19 am
Assy Style She must love her shoulders Tonight at the Berlin Film Festival opening, Renee Zellweger, jury member, arrived on the carpet in a sateen lavender strapless gown. What else? Always a strapless gown. She loves her shoulders, non? Well, she works hard on them. She hits the gym hard for them. She drinks a lot of By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 12:10 pm
Assy Style Much better Alba and Demi’s napkins She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 08:41 am
Assy Style Tall Girl Body I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:35 am
Assy Style Emily undecided About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:18 am
Assy Style Still designing Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 07:00 am
