Assy Style For sale: Porny’s High Waisted Horror? Sweet Jesus, Please Shiloh, no. My Porny has announced that she’s launching her own denim line. When you think Porny + Jeans, what comes to mind? Oh you know exactly what comes to mind. You’re looking at the pictures. It’s the High Waisted Horrors. From the Country Chili By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:08 am
Assy Style Porny Posehard My Porny showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Extraordinary Measures last night. This is a terrible title. But whatever. As you can see, Porny has been working out. Feeling confident about her body, she went with black legging jeans and flirted with her camel toe. She also decided on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 04:26 am
Assy Style Worst: Taylor Lautner This is the last. And it’s the worst. The WORST. The shine. The horrifying ass of the shine. What is happening to him? You know, Tom Ford was there last night. He could have helped. This kid needs help. Because here it is: Taylor Lautner is so painfully uncool. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 08:18 am
Assy Style Worst Dressed: Sandra Bullock Again. Read this: I love Sandra Bullock. I watched The Proposal on a plane and enjoyed it for what it was. I was totally on board with The Blind Side. Remember when I said I’m all over football movies? TBS wasn’t the greatest. It wasn’t anything. Like, By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 07:19 am
Assy Style Worst Globe Hair: Taupe Garner Sweet Jesus she made me straight up ANGRY. Every time I see the pictures I am angry. So angry. How do you sit in a chair and ASK FOR THIS HAIR? Wait, let me guess. People.com is ranking this as a “best” of the night? I don’t even By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:58 am
Assy Style Most Disappointing: Anna Kendrick This isn’t just for an old lady, this is for an old lady blue blood. Like the matriarch of some crazy rich family at her 80th birthday party at the Plaza Hotel. Why the f-ck Anna Kendrick decided to wear it to the Golden Globes is a mystery to By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:04 am
Assy Style Worst Globe Shoes: Anna Paquin All over her gown. The gown was good. Especially the sleeves. It’s a good alternative to strapless and halter and tank. But then she cocked it up with those shoes. Those shoes on a different occasion, with a different dress, for sure. Those shoes the way she wore them By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 02:52 am
Assy Style Worst Speech (other than J Cameron):Drew Barrymore Ugh. Like shut up already. And she didn’t thank Jessica Lange. Who deserved it so much more. I was never a fan of Drew’s Little Edie. Am definitely not a fan of her dress last night. It was Atelier Versace. It was not Anna Wintour at the Costume By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:37 am
Assy Style Worst Imitation of Penelope Cruz: Lea Michele We need to retire this dress for a long time. Penelope herself has worn it too many times. Her pretenders are lining up in a long list of Boring behind her. With embarrassing results. Some photo agencies actually labelled Lea “Penelope Cruz” on their databases last night. See? Lea may By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:04 am
Assy Style Fire Burning Somebody call 911 Shawty fire burning on the dance floor You’re gonna hate me for putting that song in your head the rest of the day. But it’s the song that popped into my head when I saw what Dianna Agron wore to the Season Diamond Fashion Awards By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 10:11 am
Assy Style The Shopping ShameFace Not too long ago, Mischa Barton was at the top of every designer’s mailing list. And then she pissed it away. Over and over again. When given a life jacket in the form of Gossip Girl, she turned it down. In favour of movies. Which didn’t come. So By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 11:18 am
Girlcrushes The unfrumpy slit Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 10:32 am
Assy Style Assy Glee style Oh Dianna Agron. You are hurting me. Sunday night it was overdressed feathers. Last night at a Fox party it was a virgin length dress and maybe the most offensive shoes I’ve seen in a long, long time. She’s, like, 20. And those are 20 x 3. Sh-t. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 07:37 am
Assy Style Posh’s replacement is a brand mistake Megan Fox has taken over from Victoria Beckham at Armani underwear. The new ads have been released. Megan, unlike Victoria however, is allowed to wear some real clothes. Not sure what that’s all about. Here’s the problem with Armani’s Fox selection – and it has nothing to do By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 03:59 am
Assy Style Overdressed Glee next Blake? Blair Waldorf is the star on Gossip Girl. Period. But Leighton Meester is not the marquee star of Gossip Girl. Even though she’s the better actor, even though she plays the superior character, even though she gets the best lines, Leighton is undeniably and criminally the Andrew Ridgeley to By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 09:04 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried bald patches and stains I’m telling you, she scares me when she’s a brunette. Her world isn’t right when she’s brunette. And the way she looked yesterday out and about in LA wasn’t right at all. Especially since this is “pulled together” for her. In the sense that she’ By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 02:06 am
