Assy Style Bad hair belongs together I’m so lame I still want Britney and Justin back together. This will never be. But it’s almost like their hair is trying to be. Bad hair belongs together. As you can see, Pip’s is still all relaxed and douchey on the set of The Social Network. By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 07:48 am
Assy Style Disco Porny can’t multitask You know I have a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She makes mistakes, she says stupid sh-t, she will always choose cheap over classy, but it also seems wrong to hate on someone so dumb. There are good intentions underneath those breasts. It just takes a lot of patience to By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 02:47 am
Assy Style Great jacket, messy hair Tom Cruise is off in Europe having the time of his life shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz, riding around on a motorcycle all manly man, waving at his public, grinning widely at the crowds gathering around the set. Meanwhile Katie Holmes flew back to Hollywood this weekend to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:50 am
Douchebags Crusty Spittle Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 03:10 am
BFFs GOOPy’s Thanksgiving with Jennifer Aniston How do you get on one of these lists? Shinan Govani is on these lists. He was one of the privileged guests invited to the opening of the new La Mamounia Hotel in Marrakesh and according to his Twitter Gwyneth Paltrow arrived with the woman she once dismissed as “that By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 02:42 am
Assy Style He still has his hair Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 07:05 am
Assy Style She still has that problem… I have banned my mother from buying me clothes. You remember this don’t you. If you’re new to the site, click here for an example of what my mother considers mad steeze. Please. My mother should be shopping for Amanda Peet. Because Amanda still has that problem. The By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 04:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Country B upstaged all night Carrie Underwood lost to Taylor Swift at the Country Music Awards a couple of weeks ago. Click here for a refresher on her low classy reaction. Last night at the American Music Awards, Taylor trumped Country B’s ass once again. But she was getting owned from everywhere. And GaGa By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:32 am
Thinnification Porny thinnifies again Jessica Simpson has been working hard at the gym. She’s been tweeting about it too. They say she’s taken off 15 pounds with her trainer, will likely be Daisy Duke shaped again by the time she promotes her beauty reality show. Alanis would say: Don’t you think? By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 11:02 am
Assy Style Bridesmaid dresses… Are almost never cute. Why can’t every bridesmaid just wear her favourite little black dress? Makes for great photos. But brides are crazy. I KNOW because I was a bride and I was crazy. And I was a crazy bride with a crazy squawking chicken mother. Imagine. Anyway, Katie By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 07:23 am
Assy Style Ashley Greene at the Daytime Emmy Awards It’s not Susan Lucci. Look closely. See? It’s not Susan Lucci. I’m telling you, it’s not. Stop arguing. I wouldn’t lie to you. It’s also not the Daytime Emmy Awards. This is not the Daytime Emmy Awards and this is not Susan Lucci. But By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 06:22 am
Assy Style Kristen at the cotillion Kristen Stewart has been lighting it up on promotion for New Moon taking her super steeze all across Europe and owning everyone else in the process. It looked to be the same, very promising, when she showed up on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien wearing the sh-t out By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 06:13 am
Assy Style Young breasts It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 05:12 am
Girlcrushes Bad pants and loud screams Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Taylor trumps the Country B Carrie Underwood changed ten thousand times last night while co-hosting the Country Music Awards. And every f-cking dress was the sh-ts. I know it’s country and it’s accepted, unwillingly for some, that there’s a different style requirement but this girl, she took it to a new level By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 02:08 am
Assy Style GMD in plaid He flew in to see Katie Holmes in New York. Showed up on set today to visit her, and the paps too, wearing plaid and a big smile. Of course. He looks good. Because I can’t see his tits. Top Gun was on the other day. Not sure what By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 09:28 am
