Assy Style Jogging hair It’s the 2nd Tom Cruise post of the day. But it’s too good to skip. Tom and Katie went for a run together in Boston this afternoon. Obviously the hair issue is not his fault, cannot be helped. But still it totally cracks me up. In all fairness By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 08:46 am
Assy Style His wedge heels come in blue It’s Tom Cruise! And he’s working again! For the first time in two years, Tom Cruise is on a film set. He’s on location in Boston to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz and over the weekend, Tom spent time with his son Connor and Katie Holmes and By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 05:36 am
Assy Style Emmy Charo Hayden Panettiere showed up at the Emmys last night and I was like…oh look, there’s Charo. Except Charo is so much more entertaining. Here’s the old Lolita in red, and matron hair, and representing a show that nobody watches anymore and just off a movie that no By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 04:11 am
Assy Style Emmy Imitation of Penelope Cruz Enough. Pene’s Versace in 2007 was the best. It’s the only. It was for the Oscars. It cannot be equalled. But still they keep trying. At every carpet since they have tried. Two examples last night – Best Actress winner Toni Collette and also Drew Barrymore, one in bright By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 03:02 am
Assy Style Stackhouse on hiatus I will be happy to see Jacek when I get home tomorrow. More happy to see Marcus. And the first thing I’ll do is watch True Blood. That is if Jacek is willing to give up the tv. This a glorious time of year for us. EA Sports NHL By Lainey • Sep 18, 2009 04:37 am
Assy Style Not my favourite Pitt Brad Pitt arrived today at the San Sebastian Film Festival in Spain to promote Inglourious Basterds. As you can see, he’s letting his beard run wild. Gross. Some girls go moist for it but me I’m not a facial hair person. I like it on Jeff Bridges but By Lainey • Sep 18, 2009 04:01 am
Parent Pimps Dictionary of the Stupid Generation In Jane Bussman’s The Worst Date Ever (which you MUST read if you haven’t already) she calls it The Golden Age of Stupid, a generation of twats and toffs with no discernable personality, skill, or, for that matter, ability to communicate. This is the generation that is currently By Lainey • Sep 18, 2009 03:14 am
Assy Style What In The What!? Is this the latest figure to be inducted into London’s Madame Tussauds? Nope, it’s just Victoria Beckham coming out of her Mattel box for the night to do a t-shirt signing at Bergdorf Goodman for New York’s Fashion Week. Seriously, all the fuss about the Great Pacific By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 03:24 am
Assy Style Opening Creation Jennifer Connelly looks beautiful IN SPITE of that dress. Jacek loves it of course because of the see-through breasts. This is the problem. It’s not just that it isn’t photographing with the light, it’s also that it’s not a particularly great fit. The material clings awkwardly By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 03:10 am
Assy Style One Man The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 10:10 am
Assy Style From the Heather Mills Collection? This is Eva Mendes today at the Venice Film Festival. Is she wearing a dress from the Heather Mills Collection? That’s what it looks like – click here to see photos. Tacky, budget, hick. I can understand a strip or a patch of this sh-t…but an entire dress? Hate By Lainey • Sep 02, 2009 12:26 pm
Assy Style Bella is in Florida Shooting today – Kristen Stewart’s “Bella” with her mom played by Sarah Clarke who arrived yesterday in Vancouver shooting a scene that’s supposed to be “Florida” at a beach house while “Edward” hides inside from sun. Tonya would not approve but excuse me while I pull out The Swears. By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 08:23 am
Quiveration Sandy & Coop Love Sandra Bullock so much. Did not love her last night in LA for the premiere of All About Steve. She looked much better while promoting The Proposal. Hate the dress – way too busy – and she seems to hate it too. When a woman doesn’t like her outfit, it By Lainey • Aug 27, 2009 03:21 am
Assy Style A request for GGB Received an email the other day asking for some Gael Garcia Bernal. Then last night he showed up at a screening for Inglourious Basterds in New York. Wish fulfillment. GGB is in New York shooting Letters to Juliet with Amanda Seyfried. Apparently he plays her boyfriend. Really??? This is the By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 07:45 am
Assy Style Twilight weekend and KStew’s mad steeze It’s Twilight all over Vancouver as there are now almost 20 Los Angeles based paps in the city dedicated to hunting vampires – in particular, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Which is why the actors are not moving around town as easily and as comfortably as they were before. Gone By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 12:26 pm
Hollywood Closet It was all about the shoes Last week photographers caught Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in what was presumed to be a scrap. He kept her waiting, they exchanged words, and he had a hissy fit and stormed ahead of her. Click here for a refresher. I posited however that it may not have been an By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 08:32 am
