Assy Style Mother daughter fail Those of you who’ve been visiting the site for a while have heard about this already. But it’s one of the best memories of my life. Lara – I miss you. I miss us getting completely rejected by Anna Wintour at the Costume Institute Gala in 2007. It’s By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:29 am
Assy Style The Madonna Debate We spent a significant amount time on this last night over Skype, Michelle and I. Obviously Madonna wasn’t hoping to make the Best Dressed List with this selection. Madonna is many things. But Madonna is not stupid. She wasn’t looking to the MiniVan to gasp with delight over By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:20 am
Assy Style Leighton > Lively 90% of you and an entire fleet of MiniVans will disagree… Blake’s was the safer choice. Pretty and soothing in blue and blonde and boring as f-ck and a cheap slit too. It’s Versace. I’m asleep. Like when Serena talks in her one voice, incapable of modulation. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 03:48 am
Assy Style Lazy Dunst She’s fired. For many reasons, not just last night. The Xenu sympathising doesn’t sit well. And then the whole rehab for “depression” business which, as you’d expect, nobody bought especially not after Sundance that year when she was passing out Lindsay Lohan styles at every party. Like, By Lainey • May 05, 2009 03:28 am
Gossip Girl Sporty Bass Ed Westwick will attend the Costume Institute Gala with girlfriend Jessica Szohr tonight in New York dressed in Christian Dior. This weekend however he was in LA, playing soccer at a celebrity match as Jessica cheered on the sidelines. Oh...Chuck. Sporty Chuck is as disgusting as penguin-foot Chuck. In By Lainey • May 04, 2009 11:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle! No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin By Lainey • May 01, 2009 05:32 am
Famewhores Pippy runs from Shelfy Ok, not really. You can’t run from a clinger. Check out Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass Biel in New York today running with the trainer (not pictured). I think I have her running pants. They’re great. Nike. Took them out last night on the trails for about By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 08:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession All better Liev Schreiber skipped the Hollywood premiere of Wolverine the other night because his son Sasha was sick in New York. Sasha was briefly hospitalised but is clearly feeling much better, enjoying time on dad’s shoulders yesterday during a walk through Soho. He is cute! Allow me now to segue By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 03:22 am
Assy Style Bond in sweats kills quiver Yeah… I prefer him in a suit. Daniel Craig is amazing in a suit. Jeans too, sure. Clothing that is tailored. With structure. Not sweats. I wish… I wish I could turn back 10 minutes. I wish I had avoided this set of photos. I wish I had seen the By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 03:10 am
Quiveration Wolverine World Quiveration They had a contest or something and eventually Tempe, Arizona was selected as the location of the Wolverine world premiere. So the stars flew in last night for the carpet led by their sweet, humble, generous movie star leader Hugh Jackman who has literally travelled the world in support of By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 03:14 am
Gossip Girl Georgina’s back…and more The CW has revealed on its Gossip Girl website tonight that Georgina’s back. And supposedly she’s “transformed”. Word is they need to fight a more formidable foe. And prom is coming up. Oh. Prom. Prom drama is delicious. Especially if Chuck Bass and Georgina are up to no By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 11:01 am
Assy Style Leo Gordon Gekko Those of you who only know The Hills probably don’t recognise the name. But once upon a time Oliver Stone made great movies. And one of those great movies was called Wall Street. And the star of Wall Street was Gordon Gekko played by Michael Douglas. Greed is good. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 08:24 am
Assy Style Those legs again Zac Efron in Germany to promote his box office topping 17 Again. LipGloss brought his signature hair mop and also those legs – those mangly blendered legs cocked in several angles and directions at once… is this the stance of the Modern Man? Since when did boys start imitating Ebola Hilton’ By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 07:42 am
Girlcrushes Blair Scout This will hurt Duana I think. It’s Leighton Meester last night at the Chloe opening in LA. Blair Waldorf would not approve. The gaping at the chest looks skanky. And heavy. This is a small girl. It’s doing nothing for her body. Next up: Scout LaRue Willis. Rumey’ By Lainey • Apr 24, 2009 07:52 am
Assy Style Married Orange Mandy She’s happy and I am happy for her. Her husband, after pretending he was all punk as f-ck, came back for her on his hands and knees. Mandy Moore is worth it. Which is why it makes me sad to see an orange Mandy, photos from this weekend, in By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 06:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Why can’t she wear it? SJP and Dandy Pants at an off-Broadway opening last night. As you can see, she’s wearing the most unflattering combination. Michelle (who hates sateen) does not approve. It’s that shiny material again. Can make even Sarah Jessica Parker look … not thin. Also don’t understand about the jacket. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 02:53 am
