Assy Style Springtime in Paris Their little love trip through Europe continues…paid for by a film studio. Bonus! Reese Witherspoon in Paris to promote Monsters vs Aliens. As you know, Jake Gyllenhaal has joined her on the tour – they were spotted enjoying their free time in Paris this weekend, walking hand in hand, popping By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 03:39 am
Assy Style Do you like her hair? It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 06:01 am
Assy Style Robo Weave! How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 11:08 am
Assy Style Rob’s morning coffee Groggy Robert Pattinson this morning in Vancouver, stopping for coffee and a snack on his way to work wearing grandma’s sweater. Like the Devil Wears Prada Sweater, you know the one? Miranda Priestly called it “cerulean”. Rob’s isn’t quite as bright but the idea’s there. Not By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 11:55 am
Douchebags If he was your dad… Even just for a day Would you roll out of bed in the morning Or spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 01:14 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Acting Simpson One has a career in the crapper and is divorced, the other is a new mom, is married, and has a much more promising future as an actor… Ashlee Simpson will be joining Melrose Place. The new Melrose Place. Ugh. There are so many great writers with so many great By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 03:11 am
Assy Style Porny in a corset Am still snotty and miserable with this cold but seeing Porny put a smile on my face. Isn’t she wonderful? I love her so much. Jessica Simpson on stage at the Florida Strawberry Festival this weekend in Plant City, Florida in her daisy dukes and a long corset holding By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 03:03 am
Assy Style The shape of Beyonce Our friends Fiona and Kiu came over on Saturday night for a quick visit. At one point Kiu declared that Beyonce now occupies 4 out of the 5 spots on his Freebie Five. He watched her at the Oscars and was enthralled by her body. He was all like – now By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:54 am
Famewhores Shelfy strikes back…on SNL! Please. There’s no pride in boasting about being right when it comes to Jessica Biel. It’s too obvious. Last week the Chicago Sun Times reported that Justin Timberlake was sick of her and that they were on the verge of a split. Two days later, she shows up By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci Hello Kitty Tom Cruise, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know he loves being loved. Shall we play Photo By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:34 am
Assy Style Matt in tight spandex Few men, if any, can do it. Few men can quiver in spandex. Matt Damon does not quiver in spandex. I don’t care how much you love him, please don’t try convince me there’s something going on in your lady business when you look at these photos. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:27 am
Assy Style Midlife Madonna designs for douches You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 02:33 am
Famewhores Birthday paparazzi Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:20 am
Assy Style ManSlinger: assy in Milan Kate Hudson also at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue event last night wearing some kind of assy sh-t sure to inspire universal hate. Like Liberace got his wish and came back as a woman… WTF? As for the hotness beside her – settle down… It’s her brother Wyatt. He plays/ By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 03:47 am
Maple Leaf Dear Malin, don’t be Kate They are calling Malin Akerman the next Cameron Diaz. Malin is Canadian so we’re pushing her out hard. Landing the coveted role of Silk Spectre in Watchmen was a huge break. She’s also working on Vince Vaughn’s next comedy Couples Retreat and has several other projects on By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 02:36 am
Assy Style Back to black and Vanna White Seriously – it was like this yesterday too – why is she constantly Vanna White-ing all over Owen Wilson? It’s weird, right? The way her hand is displaying him like a vowel? Anyway, this is Jennifer Aniston today at the Rome photo call for Marley & Me back to basic black By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 06:33 am
