Maple Leaf The First Couple of Canadian Music at the MMVAs The MuchMusic Video Awards happened last night in Toronto. And our Canadian pride and joy, our answer to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, blessed the occasion with a lot of leather, a lot of extensions, and a spiked crown. Avril performed at the event and won an award. Chad did By Lainey • Jun 17, 2013 11:49 am
Maple Leaf The anthem of the First Canadian Couple of Music Avril Lavigne, who will soon marry Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger, has released a new song. It’s called Here’s To Never Growing Up. Avril told Ryan Seacrest that Here’s To Never Growing Up is: “…a pop rock tune. And it's just about being young, having fun, By Lainey • Apr 09, 2013 04:05 pm
Douchebags Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 11:03 am
Maple Leaf Blanket Watch You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2? Blanket Watch on the other By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 11:37 am
Maple Leaf The First Couple of Canadian Music = the new TomKat? Remember when Tom Cruise used to “present” Katie Holmes? Click here for a refresher. I loved that move. I loved how oblivious he was to how dorky he looked. I love how cheesy it came off in a way that was so incompatible with his fame rank. I still love By Lainey • Sep 13, 2012 05:09 pm
Hook Ups The First Couple Of Canadian Music As every Canadian cringes... Come on. They’re perfect for each other. You don’t even have to think about it for that long -- Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger make sense. Look at her. Look at him. They finally found each other. They are getting married. It By Lainey • Aug 22, 2012 11:14 am
Maple Leaf No changes Avril Lavigne attended the Brit Awards last night in London. While on the carpet, with her hair dyed all different colours, she stuck out her tongue and lifted her middle finger. How long has this been? Almost 10 years, it has to be, right? So some artists constantly reinvent. And By Lainey • Feb 16, 2011 08:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank vs Punk Ass: the throwdown Oh now this is a gift. Nothing like a twatty scrap to kick off a Tuesday. So Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne threw down at the Chateau Marmont about a week ago. Apparently they were both at an event and Lilo blew off Avril until By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:28 am
Hook Ups Well this means it’ll last Declarations of love forever in the form of drunken tats...is there any other way to get back together? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were supposed to get divorced. Both have been linked to others. She and one of those rich Davis brothers and Brody Jenner, he with this broad By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 05:04 am
Maple Leaf Young Artists for Haiti Exactly 2 months ago, on January 12th, 2010, an earthquake devastated the Haitian landscape… but not the Haitian spirit. K’Naan’s Wavin’ Flag is the anthem for Young Artists for Haiti, recorded by some of the biggest names in Canadian music in support of earthquake relief efforts. All proceeds By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 08:25 am
Maple Leaf Bedraggled but back together As you saw yesterday, Avril Lavigne attended the UK premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland. Next to the glamour of Anne Hathaway, Avril was more Helena Bonham Carter than glamourous starlet, only Helena does it with a sense of humour and a f-cking awesome cool that makes whatever By Lainey • Feb 26, 2010 03:54 am
Maple Leaf Alice, Anne, and Avril Tonight in London, the premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Can’t decide if I like Anne Hathaway’s dress. Love the colour, love the styling, but maybe the chest is pulled up too high? Not important. I don’t have to like the dress to like the By Lainey • Feb 25, 2010 07:23 am
Hook Ups Replacing Avril It’s not hard. And it doesn’t take long. This is Deryck Whibley last night in LA at Tattoo Mania with Hanna Beth Merjos. They’re calling her his new girlfriend. Hanna Beth is a wannabe model. Of course she is. After enduring months and months of Avril’s By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 05:12 am
Break Ups Ebola destroys again This comes as no surprise. For many reasons. Us Weekly reports that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are done. That she told him she wanted out and that divorce papers will be filed imminently. He is apparently “crushed”. Avril married when she was 21. You’re only, like, half a By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 08:42 am
Douchebags Punk Ass gay and single? Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you By Lainey • May 27, 2009 04:44 am
Douchebags Punk Ass like Porny? A little, right? I smell some Jessica Simpson on Avril Lavigne…you? Porny would totally wear this tacky ass dress. She’d fill it out better up top but still, there’s an unmistakable trace of hillbilly trailer flavour here that has suddenly splashed itself all over Punk Ass Avril By Lainey • May 11, 2009 06:22 am
