Douchebags Punching is not allowed We discussed this yesterday … Violence is never the answer. F-ck! Why not?!?!? Find me someone who doesn’t have the same reaction after seeing these photos. Find me someone who doesn’t want to clock Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne who might be super rich but who is no longer relevant… By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 07:51 am
Ebola Victims Punk ass demode It’s Avril Lavigne, punk ass little bitch in perpetuity, on set of a photo shoot yesterday appealing to 14 year olds. Avril is now 24. And this is her curse. She has not evolved with her fan base. Even Britney has evolved with her fan base. Or vice versa. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 08:36 am
Britney Spears Her Madgesty entertains Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Her body – sick and By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:08 am
Douchebags It’s About Time Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 05:45 am
Avril Lavigne Paparazzi > Punk Ass Poseur Avril Lavigne told Maxim that she hates the paparazzi: “THEY’RE all really gross old men. They come up to you and are like, ‘Avril, what did you do today?’ And I’m like, ‘Why the [bleep] would I talk to you? Eww’ ” Can you hear her saying it in By Lainey • Mar 04, 2008 08:42 am
Avril Lavigne Lil John > Punk Ass Whiny Bitch NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice. When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 03:51 am
Paris Hilton Punk Ass & Ebola Finally a Deserving Victim. Hollywood Ebola’s infection has found another target. A repeat target. Although we don’t need any more reason to rag on Avril Lavigne’s punk poseur little ass, here’s another reminder of why this little Canadian bitch is a waste of time. You’ll By Lainey • Nov 30, 2007 02:15 am
Avril Lavigne Best Bitch Hurts to say nice things about punk ass Avril but apart from the shoes, loved last night’s look. If it had to be black I would have made them booties, you know? These are so meh, they almost seem an afterthought. And making shoes an afterthought is like violating By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Avril Lavigne Sequins & Chucks My soul dies a little every time I have to compliment Avril Lavigne. But as mentioned the other day, while her personality is the douchest, Avril’s style is the cutest. And style is all about individuality. Check her out last night at the MTV Latin America Music awards in By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 04:25 am
Avril Lavigne Avril in Flare: Beautiful and Defensive First things first, fair is fair – Avril looks STUNNING in the November issue of Flare. Absolutely beautiful. She has a great nose, great bone structure, and I love her blonde hair…it’s really too bad she’s such a punk ass poseur bitch. Next… I like Avril’s style. By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 10:49 am
Avril Lavigne Punk Ass Pretty Loves Presents Her attitude is for sh-t, her music sucks, her lyrics suck even harder, she’s emotionally stunted, has the maturity of a nine year old…but Avril really is so pretty, non? Here she is Germany and Russia a few days ago promoting her new album and again back in By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 04:51 am
Avril Lavigne Punk Ass Egomaniac It’s not necessarily the arrogance…the arrogance is standard Hollywood fare. It would be impossible I suppose to get up in front of thousands of people and perform, even if the songs are bubblegum sh-t. Confidence is a requirement, I get that. What I don’t get is the By Lainey • Sep 07, 2007 02:18 am
Avril Lavigne Like Wife Like Husband How utterly original. No wonder they’re married. Because what says made for each other like matching public spittle? And on an album cover no less? Can you picture Avril’s quiver? This is Deryck Whibley of Sum 41. This is their upcoming release – watch out you don’t choke By Lainey • Jul 16, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Punk Ass Poseur ain’t no thief Was a tough one for Avril Lavigne last week. First a Canadian songwriter, Chantal Kreviazuk, questioned her artistic integrity, then a lawsuit over her song “Girlfriend” claiming she ripped off a band called the Rubinoos put the punk ass in position where she felt she had to defend herself. And By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Punk Bitch Can’t Write What’s worse than spitting on people? Worse than overplaying the middle finger? Worse than refusing to sing adult-themed music? Worse than a one trick pop pony? How about a one trick pop pony who plagiarises??? That’s Avril Lavigne according to Chantal Kreviazuk, the lovely Canadian songstress with whom By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Avril Lavigne Punk Ass Recycle Avril Lavigne on the set of her new video shooting what looks to be an astounding creative achievement, something we’ve never seen before, least of all from her. Skulls and skateboards and scooters, acting all crazy and poser bad ass with an equally bad ass group of friends…and By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
