Scarlett Johansson Ummm…no you’re not Dream on, punk. Hot is Scarlett Johansson. Hot is Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds turning up the heat on their relationship. Hot is picturing the two of them mashing their two gorgeous bodies together. Hot is NOT Avril Lavigne. And hot is most definitely not Avril Lavigne with her top off By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Punk Bitch… Please It appears that the only way Avril Lavigne can make a headline is off the coattails of someone else – what I like to call a Fame Freeloader…and she does it every time. Every time she’s newsworthy it’s only because she’s comparing herself to Britney Spears. And By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing Gets 50% Is it really the best when the reviews at best are 50%? Really? And we Canadians are supposed to go easy on our own. To treat our own with kid gloves, to make allowances and excuses for Canadian suckage when appropriate…but even still, even with characteristic Canadian kindness, Avril’ By Lainey • Apr 25, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne The Best…or The Lame? I say Lame. Avril Lavigne’s new album is called The Best Damn Thing, launch party was last night, but check out the photos and you tell me… is it really? Is it really The Best Damn Thing? Yeah so I know she’s trying to be irreverent and it’ By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Being a punk bitch pays off Avril Lavigne bought a new house. Almost $10 million in Bel Air with 10 bathrooms, an elevator, a steam room, sauna, and more – grown up living for an emotionally stunted little twerp. All this of course on the eve of the release of her third album, originally and brilliantly titled By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Owen Wilson The Good Shepherd DVD Exclusive Giveaway! Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, and the controversial Angelina Jolie. If you recall, she was pregnant with the Chosen One during the filming of this movie. Both Matt and Angie gushed about how amazing it was to work with DeNiro and many thought that the movie was largely overlooked during awards By Lainey • Apr 03, 2007 08:00 am
George Clooney It’s Called a Sense of Humour Celebrities claim they hate doing press. To a certain extent, I can understand that. You get asked the same questions over and over again, sometimes for weeks, sometimes for months. It’s boring, it’s restricting, it’s suffocating… But so is filing paperwork. Or answering the phone. Or reviewing By Lainey • Apr 03, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne The Daily Rossum: Avril Lavigne Being Canadian, I am “supposed” to like Avril Lavigne. But why? She’s an irritating whiney little punk. And worse yet – she’s a one trick pony. I will say however that I like the style evolution. I do think she looks good. But then she opens her mouth, and By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Avril & Deryck: accelerated nuptials Gloating alert. Skip if you don"t care for it. Waaaay back, on April 17th, I reported exclusively on eTalk that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibbley had sent out their invitations for a wedding ceremony, clearly printed for August 26th in Santa Barbara. At the time, her publicist had By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Avril"s August wedding Totally forgot to write about this last week. So sorry. This, my friends, is a super exclusive. And if you saw me last Monday on eTalk, you are likely already aware that invitations for Avril and Deryck"s wedding were sent out about 2 weeks ago for a ceremony By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne From Becky G: Avril can’t finish? Is Avril Lavigne "She can"t finish"? Dear Becky, Definitely not. Avril may be a punk but she’s far from degenerate…so far. Besides, Derryk doesn’t do the locker room social, unlike the boyfriend who blabbed. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
