Baby and Bump Obsession Mutant Actor Dad Hugh Jackman has been on holiday with his wife, kids, and dog in St Tropez. F-ck if I could only take my dogs on holiday. We are the assholes who miss our dogs all the time when we’re away. It’s not only how badly we feel about having By Lainey • Aug 30, 2011 06:14 am
Famewhores Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Are you flying back for Britney? Madonna is vacationing with family and friends in the South of France. This includes her boyfriend Brahim. There they are, her kids, her boyfriend, frolicking in the Mediterranean. Does Madonna not do bikinis anymore? You’d think that if she’s ok with doing a man less than half her By Lainey • Aug 26, 2011 08:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession In love with baby Oh see now this is sweet, non? It’s Kate Hudson with Matt Bellamy in London and they look so in love ...with each other and their baby. I mean, that’s really all there is to say, right? Also she wears a lot of white, like, exclusively. And I’ By Lainey • Aug 25, 2011 05:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cam’s pregnant arms I’ve realised that for many people the word “pregnant” is a beacon. Was that the only word you saw just now? And did you click a little quicker and faster because of it? I guess this is why Pregnancy has become so Trendy. I guess this is why they By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 02:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Keeping up with the Damons Matt Damon was married in 2005. His daughter Isabella was born 6 months later. Ben Affleck was married in 2005. His daughter Violet was born 6 months later. Matt Damon has 4 children. Ben Affleck is on his way to 3. So far both are fathers of girls only. I By Lainey • Aug 23, 2011 02:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wellingtons, pouts, and thumbsuckers The Jolie was out today in Scotland on the grounds at their castle residence with four of her six children, Miss Zahara, The Chosen One, and the twins, and what appears to be a nanny who seems to get on quite well with Mother Brange. Angelina Jolie engaging in girl By Lainey • Aug 19, 2011 04:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession When I called you last night from Glasgow I grew up listening to Abba. Because all the adults in my life listened to Abba. I was 7 when Super Trouper would have been getting major play. And that’s how Abba introduced me to Glasgow. No, not geography class, but Abba. So now, whenever I see the word By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 08:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna 53 Madonna and Elvis inextricably linked. At least to me on this day. It’s her birthday. She’s 53. Madonna is 53. This is our world...? Indeed. And in our world, Madonna at 53 is dating Brahim Zaibat at 24. He’s a dancer. He’s French. They spent the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2011 04:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange by train Six children, mom and dad, let’s be conservative and say 3 nannies, that’s already 11. Add security on top of that - call it a team of 6, one for each child, that’s 17 so far. And then there are the personal assistants. A modest count? One By Lainey • Aug 16, 2011 04:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One: the tongue phase The Brange had their kids out all weekend in England. Something about a puppet show, then there was a bike ride, they hit up a performance of Shrek, and today the Jolie and her girls Miss Zahara and Shiloh dropped in on a toy store. As you can see, The By Lainey • Aug 15, 2011 09:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Daniel Craig, stepfather Daniel Craig flew back to New York from London yesterday with his wife Rachel Weisz and her son Henry. His wife. That is still trippy to me. You? I do however like the subtle affection Daniel seems to have for the boy, even though he’s obviously uncomfortable being photographed. By Lainey • Aug 15, 2011 05:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession 45/25 Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the By Lainey • Aug 15, 2011 04:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jen vs Sandy It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week, Us Weekly is using Jennifer Aniston + babies to take on a beaming Sandra Bullock on the cover of PEOPLE. Not-so-single-anymore lady wants children vs single lady happiness... it’s kind of hilarious. Sandra Bullock’s husband humiliated her just as she was adopting By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 03:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange Family at the show & the Chosen One’s tooth Maddox is 10. Jesus, that seems old to me. The Jolie has a 10 year old kid. Remember, at the age of 9, Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sister, was dancing up on a pole at a party. So there’s that. 10 just isn’t what it used to be, By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 06:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Babies and caps Sandra Bullock stepped out today in LA with her baby Louis. She is 47. I want to look like that in 10 years. Just, not with a baby. As you can see, Louis is wearing his badass little cap again. Last week, I tingled to an article of him wearing By Lainey • Aug 03, 2011 12:55 pm
