Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s sizing Beyonce stepped out today in New York. And here we go with the people who’ve been saying all week that her bump business is fake. And now I have to do something that makes me sick. I have to point out that one of the signs, to me anyway, By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 04:23 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is By Lainey • Oct 11, 2011 03:58 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Supernatural baby Exclusive Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve Cortese were photographed at the airport in Vancouver on Saturday morning heading to Toronto for a Supernatural convention this weekend. As you know, I don’t follow the show so this is the first time I’ve really had a look at Mrs P By Lainey • Oct 10, 2011 11:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Kingston has some attitude Bratty children are my favourite. Obviously because I don’t have to raise them. My friend Lo has two boys and the younger one is the trouble. Very cute trouble. Likes to sleep on his back with both hands behind his head and one leg propped up, the other crossed By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 01:52 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth’s New York Birthday Gwyneth Paltrow turned 39 years old yesterday. On Monday night she and husband Chris Martin had dinner with Beyonce and Jay-Z. He had dinner with her on her birthday? Was he a crusty f-ck about it? You know, Madonna is also in New York right now. G did By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 12:47 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s having a baby? I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. How are By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:27 pm
Girly Throw Downs Salma, stepmother I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Rider’s busy week I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 04:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Harper Seven goes to New York That sounds like the title of an after school special. Or an Olsen Twin movie. Back when they still made straight to video movies. Harper Seven Beckham is in NYC for the first time with her mother Victoria as Posh will be presenting her new collection during Fashion Week. The By Lainey • Sep 08, 2011 07:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Back to School Posh My friend Lorella took her boys back to school shopping the other day. She messaged me about not being able to find Laurentian colour pencils which are, we both agreed, FAR superior to Crayola. I tried to stay away from retailers this weekend knowing it would be back to school By Lainey • Sep 06, 2011 09:31 am
Famewhores Jen & Justin see the doctor There has been a lot of buzz lately about Jennifer Aniston and a baby. It started the day after her relationship with Justin Theroux was confirmed. They’re living together, they’re totally inseparable, and apparently while in Hawaii she was readying her body for pregnancy by going to the By Lainey • Sep 01, 2011 04:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mutant Actor Dad Hugh Jackman has been on holiday with his wife, kids, and dog in St Tropez. F-ck if I could only take my dogs on holiday. We are the assholes who miss our dogs all the time when we’re away. It’s not only how badly we feel about By Lainey • Aug 30, 2011 06:14 am
Famewhores Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Are you flying back for Britney? Madonna is vacationing with family and friends in the South of France. This includes her boyfriend Brahim. There they are, her kids, her boyfriend, frolicking in the Mediterranean. Does Madonna not do bikinis anymore? You’d think that if she’s ok with doing a man less than half her By Lainey • Aug 26, 2011 08:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession In love with baby Oh see now this is sweet, non? It’s Kate Hudson with Matt Bellamy in London and they look so in love ...with each other and their baby. I mean, that’s really all there is to say, right? Also she wears a lot of white, like, exclusively. And I’ By Lainey • Aug 25, 2011 05:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cam’s pregnant arms I’ve realised that for many people the word “pregnant” is a beacon. Was that the only word you saw just now? And did you click a little quicker and faster because of it? I guess this is why Pregnancy has become so Trendy. I guess this is why they By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 02:38 am
