Baby and Bump Obsession Monroe & Moroccan You think Mimi is pissed at her kids for coming on Royal Wedding Day and her anniversary? It means she has to share. Of course not. Babies are joy! And Mimi babies are more joy than any other joy! Anyway, she’s made us wait for the official names. Because By Lainey • May 04, 2011 05:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Similar Met Bumps: Kate Hudson & Jessica Alba I read somewhere, I can’t remember where, that Alba’s ensemble last night was one of the best. What? This is Jessica Alba, who is pregnant, in a no-colour Ralph Lauren, and I don’t see how this can be characterised as anything other than a mess. Look By Lainey • May 03, 2011 02:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Becks touches the bump! Remember when Posh and Becks posed on thrones at their wedding? I thought about this when I saw them arriving at the Royal Wedding. What Victoria must have thought of the understated elegance at Westminster Abbey. And the pomp and the privilege and all of it that money can’t By Lainey • May 02, 2011 03:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Putting off the Ultimate Upstage The Beckhams have come home to London as David and Victoria will be attending the Royal Wedding tomorrow. Becks apparently posted a video on his Facebook page about how excited he is to be going. While Kate Middleton seemed pretty relaxed however with just a day before they turn her By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 04:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby Mother not invited Guy Ritchie is on the guest list for the Royal Wedding. Without a plus one. Which means he can’t bring his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley who is pregnant. I guess the Royal People don’t want you unless you’re, like, official. Being the knocked up GF doesn’t count. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2011 03:53 am
Girlcrushes The Glory of Not Giving A Damn “Bossypants” as primer for life Written by Duana Tina Fey tells a story of meeting a little boy when ‘meeting the teacher’ for kindergarten. They were told to draw pictures, and when she showed hers to him, like, ‘look what I did!’ he ripped it. And she says that, though By Lainey • Apr 12, 2011 04:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family Outing Photos for Assumption Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick took their son to the Broadway premiere of Catch Me If You Can last night in New York. I really do love it when they walk a carpet together. It’s one of my favourite Photo Assumptions. Let’s play! I particularly like the By Lainey • Apr 11, 2011 09:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They are not a couple It’s the best recent randomness: Benicio del Toro’s people have confirmed exclusively to Life & Style (because they went through her garbage and found the pregnancy test? Or because People Magazine wouldn’t pay her?) that he and Kimberly Stewart are having a baby. Jude Law is all By Lainey • Apr 11, 2011 07:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Superman finally gets a little interesting Written by Sarah After a month of speculation as to who would be Superman’s archnemesis in Zack Snyder’s reboot—Viggo Mortensen or Michael Shannon - Boardwalk Empire creeper Shannon has landed the role of General Zod. Like Superman, Zod is from the planet Krypton (oh cripes that feels so By Lainey • Apr 11, 2011 03:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi slums it Oh butterfly, what is this crime? Mimi has been carrying around those twins on a very expensive couch for months, suffering and exhausted, and her reward, her sh-tty reward for all that effort is a pregnancy cover on Life & Style? Like, they were the only buyers? So many By Lainey • Apr 06, 2011 03:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP: Mr Schue, cookbooks, and ancestry Where to begin? First, click here to see the pictures. Matthew Morrison is in London. Gwyneth Paltrow lives in London. They went out for dinner to Locanda Locatelli this weekend and then hit up the Grosvenor for drinks. Needless to say, gossips are trying to make a story of it By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 08:06 am
Break Ups Fathers & Sons & old BFFs A very youthful Tom Cruise sat courtside at the Laker game on Sunday with son Connor. He looks really good, right? And the heels on his shoes aren’t even that obvious this time. Anyway, Tom was very popular. Many other celebrities came to say hello. Like Vanessa Hudgens who By Lainey • Mar 28, 2011 04:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Girls Sh-t over babies As I always say: Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. And Spice Girl Sh-t is even better. Seems like they’re all pregnant right now. The latest to announce is Melanie Brown. She joins Emma Bunton and, of course, Victoria Beckham, all expecting babies later this year. By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 04:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baseball and peaceful exes Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson were both present at son Ryder’s little league game the other day in Malibu. Kate was very friendly with Robinson’s young daughter Cheyenne and his new wife Allison. All very civilised. That was also the case over at Sean Preston Federline’s little By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 08:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Remove the cupcakes Like, get them away from her. You might think that’s the usual Victoria Beckham bitchface on display during the LA Galaxy game yesterday but I wonder if it’s not her legendary resolve and determination we are seeing. This is a woman who never, ever indulges. No sweets, no By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 04:20 am
Quiveration Single file Brange Ok, not really, but “single file” suggests that crowd control is required, for large groups to move in an orderly fashion, like the family Brange. I mean, there’s a total of 8. They need a table of 8. They move in 8. I am exhausted just writing about it, By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 03:37 am
