Baby and Bump Obsession Bless the snow It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly By Lainey • Dec 01, 2010 06:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange: in Paris for work and play Their son Pax celebrates his 7th birthday today. I want a Parisian birthday party. I want to be reincarnated as one of their children. Here they are in Paris yesterday on a hot air balloon ride and then a private luxury boat party on the Seine. There were balloons and By Lainey • Nov 29, 2010 07:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s not pregnant At least that’s what she told Access Hollywood. The other day the bump-obsessed among you swore up and down that she looked rough at the airport in New York because she’s in her first trimester. Could be. But she says no. “There are no babies yet. But I By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 02:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hard to say After the way she looked yesterday at the airport – click here for a refresher – many of you wrote to me swearing up and down that my Porny must be pregnant. You people have also sworn up and down that Kate Hudson/Katie Holmes/Jennifer Garner/Britney Spears/Angelina Jolie have By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 05:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One & the dog Also some Pitt Porn. Brad Pitt joined the Jolie today on the set of her movie today taking pictures and generally just standing around being hot. And then they embraced. And there’s the money shot. Meanwhile their daughter Shiloh was spotted back at the house hanging out with the By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 01:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Friday with the Family Brange Well this will keep the crazies happy over the weekend. After a quick trip to New York to promote Megamind, Brad Pitt returned to Hungary and the Jolie where they were seen together with their children at the park, doing some harness playing. By the way, Megamind opens today. You By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 08:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad with the boys and the Jolie in skinny jeans Brad Pitt was in New York last night with sons Maddox and Pax at the premiere of Megamind. Pitt of course voices the role of Metro Man in the movie. I quite enjoyed the movie actually. Screened it a couple of weeks ago at the junket in LA. It’s By Lainey • Nov 04, 2010 03:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Sandy & Louis in NYC It’s his first time there! Sandra Bullock was spotted in New York last night holding on to her son. I have a thing about baby feet. Don’t like babies, but very much like the feet. Baby feet and dog feet smell really good. Louis has great fat feet By Lainey • Nov 03, 2010 04:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 04:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Becks gets a massage I love this video. And it’s funny. HE is funny. And so impressively able to hold it together. It would have been over for me in the first 30 seconds. I won’t spoil it, you just have to watch. He really does a great job. Victoria and his By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 03:51 am
Quiveration Underpants! Maturity? Not in this post. David Beckham had to change his pants due to injury – or something, does it matter??? – during the LA Galaxy game yesterday and was photographed in his underwear. Victoria did once say that her husband was hung like a horse. Then again, her quote was specifically By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 07:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jay, Leo, Yankees, babies, Gatsby Jay-Z and Leonardo DiCaprio were in A-Rod’s seats in New York yesterday to watch the Yankees go down 3 games to 1 to the Rangers last night. Texas could finish them off tonight. Meanwhile Us Weekly is reporting exclusively that Jay and Beyonce are expecting. Apparently it was a By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 03:19 am
Break Ups Perfect day for the pumpkin patch So I guess they’re not getting back together then? Two days ago she announced they were separated. Today it’s been confirmed that Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman. And then she took her kid to the pumpkin patch. There are photos. Oh this can only By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 08:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A day with Granny Well not really, maybe a couple of days, but it’s a good snapshot of what the last few have been like, to catch up with our Granny Freeze at “home”, in Nashville. There’s Gran on a run, making sure to stay Hollywood sized even though she’s supposedly By Lainey • Oct 06, 2010 08:13 am
Quiveration Legs, hair, Miami Gisele Bundchen arrived with baby Benjamin in Miami yesterday after spending a few days in Paris for Fashion Week. Crazy.F-cking.Legs. Why Miami? It’s Monday night bitches. And Sanctimonious Supermodel Supermother is there to cheer on the Patriots as New England takes on my Dolphins. Both are 2 By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 04:47 am
Parent Pimps Oh no, she’s an exception Of course she is. Miley Cyrus hit up the club last night in Hollywood. She went to Voyeur, then a house party. Sounds like a familiar path. What’s the drinking age in California again? 21 right? Miley doesn’t turn 18 until next month. But that doesn’t matter. By Lainey • Oct 01, 2010 08:01 am
