Baby and Bump Obsession The Family Smith I went to see the original Karate Kid with my dad after he took me for pancakes at the Golden Griddle. It was a great day. I want to see the new Karate Kid soon. Can’t explain why. Just makes me feel good. I’m trying not to cry By Lainey • Jun 08, 2010 07:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hold my baby Yesterday in the Kristen Stewart article – click here for a refresher – I posited that Celebrity is a job, and part of the job is posing with fans. And their babies. Which is what Gwen Stefani did yesterday, holding on to some random’s random distressed child. I’m embarrassed for By Lainey • Jun 01, 2010 04:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange in Malibu For Memorial Day weekend. Here they are at a friend’s house enjoying a few cocktails while their boys Maddox and Pax played nearby on the beach. Miss Zahara, the Chosen One, and the Holy Twins were not seen. This no doubt will result in a new round of rumours By Lainey • May 31, 2010 03:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Girls who make me sad Chill. I’m not saying engagement and pregnancy make me sad. Of course it’s a wonderful time in Alicia Keys’s life. Just wish there wasn’t a torn family cloud hanging over the news. Because, well, I believe Mashonda. Read Mashonda’s story here. And since I do By Lainey • May 28, 2010 06:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cheese labour Motherhood, as you know, is my least favourite subject. I’d rather watch Valentine’s Day and Sex & the City 2 over and over again than be enlightened by a birthing video. Unless of course the star of that birthing video is my Mimi Mariah Carey. People.com is By Lainey • May 27, 2010 05:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession She has friends? Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly Tom swept her off her feet and they were in By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:00 am
Quiveration Sneaking in for Javier Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Beckham family affection Victoria and David accompanied their boys to the Grove the other day for the free Jonas Brothers concert. Check out Brooklyn. He’s almost as tall as his mother only she’s wearing heels. Trippy. When they’ve been photographed almost every day of their lives, it’s hard not By Lainey • May 17, 2010 08:09 am
Girly Throw Downs Tom Cruise: his bff is laughing too He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu By Lainey • May 10, 2010 03:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession More motherhood whitewash If Jesse James got pregnant, carried a baby around inside him, and then birthed it on national television, they’d probably forgive him. Because Motherhood whitewashes everything. It whitewashed Tori Spelling’s infidelity and it is now whitewashing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart of their drug scandal. Wasn’t even By Lainey • May 05, 2010 07:36 am
Break Ups Perfect gets Ugly fast Once one of the most beautiful couples, maybe THE most beautiful couple ever and now they’re done and this sh-t is getting dramatic. News broke Friday that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry broke up some time ago and have stayed civil for their daughter Nahla’s sake even though By Lainey • May 03, 2010 09:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad & Johnny Got your attention? Both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were sighted yesterday in Venice. Johnny was with the entire family – Vanessa Paradis and their children, they visited the Guggenheim Museum. Unlike the Brange kids, J & V have been mostly successful in keeping their children undercover even though they’ve By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 05:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange girls at the park Brad Pitt took his 4 oldest kids to the playground the other day while Angelina Jolie was working in Venice on Saturday. The Chosen One is wearing doc martens. Amazing. We were just talking yesterday at the airport (totally unrelated) about how people used to get rolled for their docs By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 08:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze goes for a hike Gran is in Hawaii shooting Just Go With It with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. This weekend she went for a hike with her staff and Sunday Rose strapped to her back. From this distance, without perfect resolution on the pictures, and therefore no zoom on Third Lip, it’s By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 03:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Burgers, bumps, and breasts As you know, I hate BumpWatch. Unless it’s Angelina Jolie, I don’t give a sh-t if a celebrity is pregnant. Also... it’s a terribly inaccurate smut source. Someone wears a loose dress, someone decided not to starve and actually have some lunch, all of a sudden she’ By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 11:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitts 2 and 4 out for ice cream Pax and The Chosen One were photographed out with their grandparents today on an ice cream errand. Not sure where Pitts 1 and 3 were at. Maybe Miss Zahara couldn't be bothered to leave the house today. Sometimes a baby bitchface just wants to be left alone, you By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 10:01 am
