Baby and Bump Obsession Babies and green hats Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange kids: culture time Angelina Jolie is a multi-tasker. While the tabs say she’s busy wrecking Johnny Depp’s family and using drugs and plotting against Jennifer Aniston and emasculating Brad, she’s also spending time with her boys, photographed today in Venice with Pitt and their bodyguard headed for an art exhibit. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 07:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Biological Brange Well this should make the white supremacists happy. A Brange outing today with the Chosen One and the Holy Twins and, far as I can see, no sign of the “foreign” ones. They’re not as popular with the magazines anyway. Do the paps exhale exasperatedly when the kids come By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 08:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Xenu fertility For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 05:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange daily boat rides After a week in Paris shooting scenes for The Tourist, Angelina Jolie and family are back in Venice as Johnny Depp has wrapped (for now) most of his Alice in Wonderland promotion and has reported to set to begin filming together. Normally the Brange is able to travel relatively cloak By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 02:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One and her hair Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 03:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Holy Twins travel They’re in Italy and it’s been a daily inundation of photos – boat trips with the kids, mystery identities with the babies, and Jon Voight paying a grandfatherly visit. Two weeks ago the Brange was on the verge of combusting, now the tabloids don’t have a way in, By Lainey • Feb 22, 2010 05:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One Holy Twin to see The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let' By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 04:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Venetian Brange It’s been a week since the Brange killed the latest round of rumours about their split. And therefore a week since we’ve heard from Ian Halperin or the tabloids proclaiming Brad Pitt’s reunion with Jennifer Aniston. It’ll likely be another week until they conjure up another By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 04:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom & Baby leather Gwen Stefani presented the new L.A.M.B. collection at New York Fashion Week yesterday. Loved almost everything she sent down the runway. Including Gwen herself. I wonder if Madonna looks at Gwen and feels like stab face. Or sticking more needles in her forehead. Gwen showed in a By Lainey • Feb 12, 2010 02:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Maggie > Julianne Julianne Moore was predicted to earn an Oscar nomination today for Best Supporting Actress in A Single Man. That spot went to Maggie Gyllenhaal for Crazy Heart. Now you know I’m all for Maggie G. Love her. But Julianne... she was robbed. Also, much as I’m a fan By Lainey • Feb 02, 2010 06:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The happy couple They announced earlier today that they are expecting and tonight James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff arrived together at the UK premiere of The Last Station totally blissed out and beautiful even though I’m not sure about his hair. Can’t decide. She however, at 39 and pregnant with their By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 09:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Green socks at the gym Russell Brand has been going to the gym a lot lately. I see him in his gym clothes and it cracks me up. I mean I can totally see that vain bitch Kellan Lutz at the gym every day tweaking his breasts but Russell Brand, it seems so incongruous. Like, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 09:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One team left NFL Playoffs. My Dolphins were out a long time ago. By virtue of divisional rivalry, I cannot and will not root for the Jets. Hate Brett Favre even though I’m happy the Vikings destroyed the Cowboys, and while I am a fan of Peyton Manning as a personality, I By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 11:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara & Elvis He would have been 75 today. My friend LB asked yesterday – can you imagine his life in this era? The quaaludes and the guns and the late night binges and the women? It’s not impossible. Happy Birthday Elvis. And Happy Birthday Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt who is 4. Here’s By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 08:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Never not pregnant I tweeted the following yesterday: Is Mark Wahlberg’s wife never NOT pregnant? Because for real, she’s pregnant, like, all the time. It’s remarkable fertility. Anyway, so many people Twitter replied at me with sentiments similar to the following: If I was his wife I would be pregnant By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 05:11 am
