Baby and Bump Obsession OK Harlow... I’m usually immune to babies, but this Harlow Richie Madden is wearing me down. So goddamn cute I have to look at pictures of her every time they’re available. This is Harlow out and about the other day with her mother after dance class. I like her chubby By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 09:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Holy Twin shed tears Sh-t. Wonder if it’ll be a bad day. All this confusion about which twin is which – yesterday several agencies misidentified Knox Leon for Vivienne, or vice versa, I can’t remember, after the photo agency mixed them up. Can you blame them? Here they are side by side on By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 04:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Look up in the sky... It's a bird, it's a plane It's the funk Dr Spock smoking’ Buddha on a train How high? So high that I can kiss the sky That song popped into my head when I saw these pictures and has been looping in my head By Lainey • Mar 25, 2010 05:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange genes It’s the second post about them today but I had to because a few weeks ago some agencies identified Knox Leon Jolie Pitt as the Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt and there was all this back and forth about whether or not it was KL or the Chosen and By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 08:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange and babies on the balcony Monday night he was in London at the UK premiere of Kick-Ass, staying out late to party at his boy Matthew Vaughn’s, threw back a few beers, smoked some cigarettes, a chill evening break away from all those babies. Can’t blame him. I would have stayed an entire By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 02:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One in skulls & stripes Brange family outing yesterday. Check them out all in line - Shiloh, Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax is in there somewhere - all getting ready to be lifted into the gondola. Pretty cute, non? But, ugh, what a f-cking headache. The logistics of herding around that many of them – I’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 07:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Z’s cuteye and the Chosen One’s layers I want to be her kid and go to work in Italy. Miss Zahara looks like she’s so over the working though. Check out her sucking thumb cut eye combination. It’s a thing of beauty. Sophia Loren would approve. Angelina Jolie as you know is shooting The Tourist By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 11:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No (more) baby mother drama? A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 09:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Babies and green hats Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange kids: culture time Angelina Jolie is a multi-tasker. While the tabs say she’s busy wrecking Johnny Depp’s family and using drugs and plotting against Jennifer Aniston and emasculating Brad, she’s also spending time with her boys, photographed today in Venice with Pitt and their bodyguard headed for an art exhibit. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 07:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Biological Brange Well this should make the white supremacists happy. A Brange outing today with the Chosen One and the Holy Twins and, far as I can see, no sign of the “foreign” ones. They’re not as popular with the magazines anyway. Do the paps exhale exasperatedly when the kids come By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 08:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Xenu fertility For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 05:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange daily boat rides After a week in Paris shooting scenes for The Tourist, Angelina Jolie and family are back in Venice as Johnny Depp has wrapped (for now) most of his Alice in Wonderland promotion and has reported to set to begin filming together. Normally the Brange is able to travel relatively cloak By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 02:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One and her hair Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 03:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Holy Twins travel They’re in Italy and it’s been a daily inundation of photos – boat trips with the kids, mystery identities with the babies, and Jon Voight paying a grandfatherly visit. Two weeks ago the Brange was on the verge of combusting, now the tabloids don’t have a way in, By Lainey • Feb 22, 2010 05:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One Holy Twin to see The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let' By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 04:41 am
