Sports Tom’s happy father’s day Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course By Lainey • Jun 22, 2009 03:43 am
Sports Ultimate Challenge to the Celebrity Baby Theory Here it is… Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant. People says so. Which means Gisele and Tom Brady are approving the non-official announcement even though Radar had exclusively sourced it weeks ago. At the time, Tom denied it. But as I had also mentioned, no one in Boston was buying. So By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 12:48 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession JLo pregnant! On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to work By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 07:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They give her Mercy After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:11 am
Famewhores PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery? Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Apparently the judges are still deliberating and a decision could come down any day. This By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 07:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOPy’s greasy legs Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny at the Goodwill! Oh the magic of moviemaking! When else would you see Grandma Freeze dumping sh-t off at the Goodwill? Gran is shooting Rabbit Hole in New York, filmed a scene today in Queens. There was a rumour floating around earlier this week that she was looking to adopt from Vietnam. Some By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:12 am
Girly Throw Downs The women of ARod Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 04:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Harlow in the spotlight Last night on Larry King, Lionel Richie, Nicole Richie… and Harlow made an appearance too. Because Nicole totally isn’t selling a range of accessories and baby clothes and mom clothes. Oh famewhores everywhere. But Harlow looked like she loved the spotlight. She’s really, really, REALLY cute. And Nicole By Lainey • May 29, 2009 07:44 am
Sports Tom says no It was reported last week that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting. They visited a medical clinic together. No immediate denial ensued, everyone assumed they had made a perfect zygote. After practice today with the Patriots, Tom was asked about it. His answer: No. He also shook his head. By Lainey • May 28, 2009 02:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Why didn’t you take the day off? It’s a world holiday. It SHOULD be a world holiday. Like, your boss would have totally understood. And if that bitch who sits next to you wasn’t at work today, she’s a Brangelunatic. Trust. Why? Because oh holy mother of all holy children... THE CHOSEN ONE TURNED By Lainey • May 27, 2009 12:20 pm
Quiveration Some Hugh for Marina and Daniel Craig’s daughter A request today from a reader called Marina who’s having a super sucky week and is in need of some Hugh Jackman. Here you go...sending you a hug. And some Hugh. Hugh just back from Mexico for the rescheduled Wolverine premiere, back to be with his son, out By Lainey • May 27, 2009 11:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Doesn’t Harlow have a nanny? She’s SO cute. Nicole Richie and Harlow showed up at CNN for Larry King Live yesterday. According to the Larry King Live website, Nicole and her father Lionel will appear together on the show on Thursday. I love that Lionel Richie is now introduced as Nicole Richie’s father. By Lainey • May 27, 2009 04:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mail order golddigger works fast Oksana is pregnant. The National Enquirer broke the story first, now TMZ is confirming it. Who? Oksana. That cheesy looking piece Mel Gibson dragged out to Wolverine a few weeks ago. Remember how smug they looked? For her it’s because she’s secured herself a crazy bank account. For By Lainey • May 19, 2009 12:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Is she human? Or is she dancer? I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer… Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I By Lainey • May 14, 2009 10:37 am
Girlcrushes Maya’s Hollywood timing Love Maya Rudolph. She was on Letterman last night presumably to promote Away We Go. I’ve posted the trailer several times already. Can’t wait. Anyway, in the film, Maya and John Krasinski play expectant parents looking for a place to raise their child. And Maya just announced she’ By Lainey • May 13, 2009 03:11 am
