Baby and Bump Obsession Easter babies! I know you all love babies. And so many famous babies were out and about this weekend for Easter. Here’s a random sampling – Coco Arquette turns 5 in June. Was seen with her parents Courteney and David heading to an Easter Egg hunt or something. Coco has great natural By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 05:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna, Masturbation, and the Mighty Opes Lately, instead of Madonna the pop star, it’s been all about Madonna the Mother – she’s still using her considerable resources to appeal Mercy’s Malawian adoption rejection, and also donated $500,000 to earthquake recovery efforts in Italy… Her face doesn’t seem to be as scary stretched By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 04:48 am
Quiveration Hot Easter Dad In Italy with his 3 boys yesterday enjoying some Beckham man-time. Brooklyn is OLD now. This never fails to amaze me. Like with our nephew Oliver. I met him when he was 2. And now he’s almost 11. Easter Sunday with the big Polish family – 3 kids, 3 By Lainey • Apr 10, 2009 07:17 am
Girlcrushes Nicole & Anne Shirley Please… Please you must know Anne Shirley without having to google, right? It surprised me that Nicole Richie knows Anne Shirley. She tweeted about it today https://twitter.com/nicolerichie. Love her so much. For knowing Anne, love her even more. This is Nicole, expecting her second, after lunch at By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 07:26 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Saving it up for Violet Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 08:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna adoption: compare and contrast Reference materials: People.com article about Madonna’s Malawi adoption attempt – click here. Us Weekly version of the same event – click here. The child’s name is Mercy James. Madonna showed up in court today in Malawi but the ruling was delayed til Friday. Mercy’s grandmother thinks the big By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 05:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Look out Jolie! Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I have been By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 05:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Robo Babysitter Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 03:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP in America Apparently my Gwyneth will be spending most of her time in America to work on Iron Man 2. Here she is with the children in New York the other day, enjoying some lunch before heading to Build-a-Bear. While living in London, G has managed to keep pap photos By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 02:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be? Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 07:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Acting Simpson One has a career in the crapper and is divorced, the other is a new mom, is married, and has a much more promising future as an actor… Ashlee Simpson will be joining Melrose Place. The new Melrose Place. Ugh. There are so many great writers with so many great By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 03:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci Hello Kitty Tom Cruise, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know he loves being loved. Shall we play Photo By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara goes to Washington While the Jolie shoots Salt in Washington DC, Brad Pitt and the girls enjoyed a trip to the toy store today. As I mentioned yesterday, folks on Capitol Hill lost their sh-t when he dropped by. Imagine then the crazy ass frenzy surrounding a sighting of The Chosen One? By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 01:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny’s 2nd Sunday? In Tokyo today at the Japan premiere of Australia – Hugh Jackman and Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman posing for photos. Apparently Gran did not linger long but wore a black baby doll making sure to cover her hands over her stomach constantly. She didn’t seem bump-ish to me on By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 11:43 pm
Famewhores The Chosen One to charm New York The NY Post lit into the Brange the other day in a scathing article accusing the Heavenly Couple of “smugness” on the red carpet at the Oscars. A new round of tabloid covers this week runs the gamut from suggesting the Pitts will split to Jennifer Aniston demonstrating her continued By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:03 pm
Quiveration Downey-wear RDJ and his son Indio out shopping yesterday at Planet Blue. These pictures, they kill me. His jaunty cap, something about the way he’s wearing his sweats, Indio’s pants, pants only a 15 year old growing up in Hollywood understands – I guess? – and finally… RDJ’s lunchbox. That By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 05:55 am
