Baby and Bump Obsession The new GOOPy pants! My Gwyneth’s “worst nightmare" has officially come true but she certainly isn’t dressing down for the occasion. Check out my girl in a fierce black trench in London over a pair of … scrunchy pants? LOVE these pants. Don’t have the height or the body type for By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 11:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Lola at 12 It’s been widely published that Lourdes Leon is 12 years old today – same day as Care to Truth or Dare! Oddly enough though, Madonna shouted out her firstborn during her show on Saturday night, saying it was her beloved’s birthday that night… But the real date is not By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 05:17 am
Ebola Victims Everyone purees Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 11:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad’s Angie We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 06:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci’s one of a kind Since Katie Holmes soothes so much of her heartache shopping at Roger Vivier, the line’s creative director decided to thank Mrs Robo by presenting Little Sci with her very own pair of custom patent flats – inspired by Catherine Deneuve in Belle du Jour. Looks like she still has to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 07:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chez Eux Photos de la Famille Pitt en arrivant a Nice cet après-midi. French is rusty. Must practise for Paris. We’re going this month! Berlin to New York to New Orleans and now home to Nice – all in less than a week! Check out the Pitts getting off the plane in By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:59 am
Famewhores Granny’s baby is smarter than yours Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was interviewed on the carpet last night and told reporters that that pillow she gave birth to is now reading the encyclopedia: “She is smiling. She is reading the encyclopedia.” Gran was joking… I guess? Not really. OF COURSE Granny would birth a baby that could By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:26 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The preemptive promenade Angelina took Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara to an art store in New York without the Chosen One. Before the internet child protection agency could move in to accuse her of hating her biological child though, Angie moved to strike first today in New Orleans bringing out the Shiloh for By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 12:46 pm
Frauds Tom’s 3 Kids How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? Tom took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 07:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara and her companions Miss Z ordered her mother to take her to the art store today in New York and she let her brothers come along too. Here they are – Angelina, Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara getting spoiled in the city. Damn these three have nice clothes. Look at their shirts. I want By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 08:45 am
Frauds Granny Hip Hop Can you believe Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip once dated? It was, of course, after her split from Tom Cruise…during her soul phase. Obviously it didn’t work out. Q-Tip probably wasn’t down with her growing botox habit and the prospect of a contracted relationship. However, they By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 09:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Taupe Maternity Sorry I’m a bit slow today. Been distracted reading this at Maclean’s. F*cking hilarious. Anyway… So I guess we’ve been spoiled a little. With all these celebrities getting pregnant and capitalising on their pregnancies as a boost to their careers via the paparazzi, we’ve been By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 04:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Minnie after baby Minnie Driver gave birth to her Henry Story a month ago. Don’t lie… I know you want to see what she looks like now. We’re girls. It’s what we do. This is Minnie yesterday headed out for a walk, a better example of how not to become By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 04:27 am
Famewhores Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 03:24 am
Famewhores A Rare Miss They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 02:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad and Mad in Berlin As you know, Brad Pitt is prepping for Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards in Berlin. Shooting begins soon and to get his cast and crew in the spirit, Quentin has been booking group gatherings on Friday nights to screen films that inspired his screenplay. Last week it was The Good, By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:40 am