Frauds Angie is fatter than Granny The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 07:08 am
Famewhores Granny had a baby? When? In 1988? Just kidding! Really? Because Gran totally had her baby 2 weeks ago – remember? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday was born on a Monday. Just 4 days after that, a glowing Granny went out for lunch with friends. And as you can see, her stomach is By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 04:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Sibling for Violet Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. As I posted at the time, the two By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 02:09 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Do you need an obstetrician? Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 08:54 am
Parent Pimps Meet Honor OK! Magazine paid $1.5 for the first exclusive rights to Jessica Alba’s baby and follow up photos later on. So here’s Jessica with Honor on the cover of the new issue. No offence to all you moms out there but really, this baby obsession is out of By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Stay-at-home dad Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the Tom Cruise brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:50 am
Famewhores The Holy Birth All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:30 am
Parent Pimps Babies are for sale! The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Old Teenager had a baby All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 03:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth nauseous, Hurley recycled Estee Lauder launched a new fragrance yesterday and trotted out four spokesmodels for the occasion. My Gwyneth obliged, showing up in a gorgeous white little cocktail, looking youthful and fresh and lovely…but also a little nauseous, like she was holding back her lunch. She did however make it out By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 03:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Date with Stevie Wonder Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Are they bringing snacks to By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 02:55 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze’s Push Present Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 03:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The True Punk Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Check out his blonde By Lainey • Jul 04, 2008 06:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Other Twins in Italy While the Pitt double deities are getting all the attention, this is Jennifer Lopez in Italy with her babies on a boat in this exclusive photo sent in by Christine I. Little bonus gift to the Lopez crazy superfans who are mad at me because I"m too " By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:51 am
Parent Pimps Taupe and Violet smiling Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 11:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci lends a hand KatE Holmes Cruise will appear on Broadway in All My Sons in September. Remember Mario Lopez had to be ordered to vacate the theatre to make room for everyone coming from the Church of Scientology? The problem is… Katie Holmes doesn’t sell. Tickets are not moving and many are By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 09:53 am
