Baby and Bump Obsession How Many Weeks??? Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see? Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient was By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 05:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ashlee peach And pregnant! And very, very beautiful. This is Ashlee Simpson leaving a friend’s house yesterday in a maxi dress with huge baby boobs and very red hair. What’s up with all you bump obsessed insisting that expectant mothers shouldn’t colour their hair? Don’t tell me that’ By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 04:17 am
Frauds No Nanny on Tour? Superfans take crazy to a whole new level. And it’s not just the Brangelunatics. The McGoslings were nuts, the Ebola victims are completely f&cked, and JLo too has an army of ardent worshippers who believe every word out of her mouth. Like a few weeks ago when By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 03:38 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze’s Frozen Anniversary It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:27 am
Jock Smut Gwen & Gavin for Federer Gavin Rossdale and Roger Federer are super tight. So it was no surprise to see Gavin in the stands yesterday centre court at Wimbledon supporting his friend and he brought along his wife Gwen. They were the cutest, cuddling during the match. See attached –she has her arm draped around By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 02:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Anything is an improvement After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible housefrock. Ew! This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. I know you love it even though I hate it… so obsess away. Analyse that thing until you can see a By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 02:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mrs Martin in the House Gwyneth Paltrow pictured here leaving the Coldplay afterparty in the West Village. But of course she and Chris departed separately – don’t you know? Anything to avoid being photographed together, right? Sigh. Sometimes my best friend needs to sit DOWN too. But this is not what you’re fixated on, By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 02:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession David Banda at the ball game! Madonna took her kids to the Yankee game yesterday – David Banda came along too! He’s a cutie, non? Madge was there with some friends, probably a nanny, her bodyguards, and her manager Guy Oseary… but no Guy Ritchie. She is said to be cranking it up hardcore in preparation By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 07:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad in Rainbows Brad has been a fan of Radiohead for a long, long time. Remember at the wedding? He arranged for Radiohead to be playing while fireworks lit up the sky. I remember thinking at the time, much as I love Radiohead too, that it’s not exactly celebratory music. Like can By Lainey • Jun 20, 2008 05:04 am
Frauds Granny Freeze in Vogue Nicole Kidman on the cover and the in the pages of Vogue, shot before she started showing, not that she’s showing much now. You’ll recall, she announced her pregnancy 30 seconds after Keith Urban fertilised her botoxed eggs. A brave move for someone who’s suffered so many By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 09:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Violet’s First Day! Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 01:03 am
Quiveration Tom Dad, Gisele Stepmother Tom Brady. Yum. He spent Father’s Day in LA with his son John and, of course, Gisele too. Looks lie G is bonding with the little guy. Attached – photos of Gisele holding the baby and of both hugging the nanny who came to pick him up. Scenes like these By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 03:17 am
Famewhores Taupe & Violet please everyone Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:30 am
Frauds Gran on the Runway? Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 03:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angie Talks Pitt Porn! Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 10:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Prettier than Ever Minnie Driver today on the NY set of Motherhood starring Uma Thurman – lovely makeup, hair beautifully blown out… she’s never looked prettier. Will always think of her fondly from Good Will Hunting. It’s one of those movies I always watch if I come across it on tv on By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 07:55 am
