Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes is not pregnant April 2012 The reason I had to date that title is because there have already been so many other articles with the same title, “Katie Holmes is not pregnant”, that I don’t want my server to get confused. Star Magazine is reporting on this week’s cover that Katie and Tom By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 03:45 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession All the Brange on a boat Here are all 8 Branges on a speedboat in the Galapagos Islands. As you can see, the Jolie prefers the Alexis Carringston style of holiday dress. God when you have that many of them there’s a lot of sh-t to carry: bags, blankets, teddy bears. Check out little Knox’ By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 01:30 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession All the Brange at the beach Right after confirming their engagement last week, the Brange went on holiday to the Galapagos Islands. Here they are on the beach on Saturday, as their yacht bobbed in the ocean nearby. Brad went in the water with Miss Zahara. Maddox snorkelled. The Jolie, in a black hat, played with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 11:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession It’s all good in Boston For those of you who’ve been emailing about Tom Brady’s ring situation and whether or not it’s right between Tommy and Gisele... They were in Boston to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Fenway Park. All is good. Here they are leaving the stadium and then at the By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 10:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth & Apple: mother daughter hair I like it so much better when Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t bother with her hair. It looks so good when it’s wavy and kinky. Her daughter Apple has her hair. It’s the same bend. Mine has to be worked on for hours to have this bend. G and By Lainey • Apr 20, 2012 12:52 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession School run Sandy & Louis’s little friend Sandra Bullock picked up her son Louis from school yesterday but had to wait while he wrapped up his conversation with a little friend. I love the expression on his face: equal parts affection and suspicion. Like, oh I really want to be buds, but have you been sent here By Lainey • Apr 20, 2012 11:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No birthday cake, just a birthday platter There requires a certain discipline to be a celebrity. Duana referenced it last week in her post about Lady Gaga tweeting her popstar diet and workout routine. Click here if you missed it. Food indulgences must be defied. Food is evil. As Kate Moss once said, “Nothing tastes as good By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 12:29 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom, Jack, and ring watch Tom Brady was photographed at Whole Foods in Brentwood yesterday with his son Jack. Gisele wasn’t around, or at least she wasn’t shot. You all remember the sh-t she took after the Super Bowl, right? Shortly after, Tom and Gisele went on holiday to Puerto Rico. Click here By Lainey • Apr 13, 2012 10:46 am
Break Ups Uncle Leo Oh look at Uncle Leo being all cute and uncley with Ruby Maguire and her mom Jen in New York the other day. I wonder if Uncle Leo doesn’t feel the way I do about children: love your children, not interested in (having) my own children. I mean, it’ By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 03:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Maddens on the beach You couldn’t miss Nicole Richie on the beach in Santa Monica yesterday with her husband and kids. How are the ratings for Fashion Star anyway? Last I heard it was hovering around 4 million which isn’t horrible but is far from a runaway hit. God her kids are By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 02:21 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom Cruise is my Rainier Tom Cruise is really, really good at going super stealth undercover. Not unlike Johnny Depp. And the Brange. When he doesn’t want to be found, he will not be found. I wonder why his wife takes a different approach. There are several possible answers, of course, but I haven’ By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 04:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP and the new mother Today’s GOOP is holiday appropriate - all about the egg: the birth egg. After all, pregnancy is the female obsession. True story: Our nephew came over last week. He’s 11, grade 6. The public nurse has been coming around to talk to them about their bodies and “hormones” By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 01:38 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Question Mark/Exclamation Point PEOPLE Magazine has been getting its ass kicked since the beginning of the year by Us Weekly on exclusives: Justin Timberlake’s engagement, Drew Barrymore’s pregnancy, Michelle Williams/Jason Segel first photos as a couple, to name a few. Each time, PEOPLE follows with a story half a day, By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 10:35 am
Break Ups Slimed...but solid? Will Smith hosted the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. He was slimed with Justin Bieber. Then backstage, check him out with the Beckham kids... and is that Posh? Not wanting to show her face on camera? Will was at the event with his children, Willow and Jaden, and wife Jada. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 11:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The B.I.C. goes to the doctor The B.I.C. went to the doctor with her mother and her grandmother yesterday. You can see some of her hair popping up. Are people grossed out when babies are born with a lot of hair? I was. So is that nasty or something? Also, as I’ve heard By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 01:24 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Working mom on the school run Here's Sandra Bullock with son Louis on the school run yesterday. That kid is so cute. I feel like he's always the same size though. Blame Duana for this. As soon as she pointed out that Britney's kids seem like they never grow, growing By Lainey • Mar 23, 2012 11:47 am
