Baby and Bump Obsession The Baby & Bitch strategy Before you Twi-Hards get carried away with your reading limitations, I’ll say now off the top that Snow White & The Huntsman looks F-CKING AWESOME and I can’t wait to see it. I was with some Universal people all week and they promised me that it will deliver. By Lainey • Mar 19, 2012 12:25 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jessica's baby value Jessica Simpson's baby shower happened yesterday. Some celebrities showed up. It was an embarrassment of gifts. She does, after all, have her own on a billion dollar business. Or maybe it's just me. I've never been comfortable with the idea of registries etc for By Lainey • Mar 19, 2012 09:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Parisian pre-natal yoga Drew Barrymore is in Paris with her fiancé Will Kopelman. TMZ reported 3 weeks ago that Drew is pregnant. They had photos of her holding what looked like sonogram images. Click here to see. No official announcement from Drew has been released. I’m told however that while in Paris, By Lainey • Mar 15, 2012 01:41 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession My Obsession and their Hero It will be a good day today. Because we are starting our day with my Obsession Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson and new photos of the two with the dog and their newborn daughter Romy Hero in London yesterday. But... They look really comfortable and lovely together, don’t they? By Lainey • Mar 15, 2012 10:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Don’t need a man to be a mom Biggest headline of the day: Charlize Theron is a mom! Theron’s rep has confirmed that she’s adopted a baby boy called Jackson. No other details have been released. But... well done. Not as well done as Sandra Bullock who, literally, HID A BABY for weeks DURING AWARD SEASON, By Lainey • Mar 14, 2012 02:15 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Porny Name Pool! (Lainey: please see Duana’s article and then details on our pool below that. This is a throwdown!) I know the fear of all mothers these days is judgment. Everyone worries they’re going to get judged for what they do or don’t feed their kid, who takes care By Duana • Mar 08, 2012 02:54 pm
Famewhores He shaved for her private pregnancy Sienna Miller covers the new issue of British Vogue. “On privacy and pregnancy” YOU? Sienna? The thing about privacy is that pregnancy is usually exempt. Have you noticed? One after another, celebrities are all like - my personal life is my personal life... BUT I WILL TOTALLY TALK TO YOU By Lainey • Mar 07, 2012 01:55 pm
Famewhores Naked pregnant Jessica is having a girl Jessica Simpson’s Fashion Star debuts soon on NBC. She covers the new issue of ELLE to promote the show. AND she gets naked to do so. AND she even tells them that she’s having a girl. Well sh-t. Is the show really bad? Because goddamn why is she By Lainey • Mar 07, 2012 10:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Did you see Boy Affleck? Matt Damon and wife Luciana were papped leaving LA yesterday to go back to New York. I was at LAX yesterday too. Why is it such a dump??? Or it is just that I never fly out from the right terminal? There are 7 of them. I’ve been to By Lainey • Mar 06, 2012 12:58 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Offspring Rock Band Brad Pitt took his oldest Maddox music shopping yesterday. They bought a guitar and an amplifier. This fuels my dreams of a Celebrity Offspring Rock Band starring MJP as the founding member. Should we screenplay this fantasy? The son of Hollywood’s Royal Couple starts a super group after falling By Lainey • Mar 02, 2012 01:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole and nude underlay Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross. Did you miss Nicole at the By Lainey • Feb 29, 2012 10:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Uma Thurman is pregnant Uma Thurman confirmed to PEOPLE yesterday that she’s expecting a child with boyfriend Arpad Busson, nickname Arki. Busson has two children with Elle Macpherson. Uma has two too with Ethan Hawke. Who is Busson? He’s MEGA rich. He’s worth almost half a billion dollars. He’s also By Lainey • Feb 28, 2012 12:08 pm
Famewhores Much better, thank you Angelina Jolie followed up the Right Leg situation at the Oscars on Sunday night with a family outing that included Brad Pitt’s mother. The twins were trotted out for the occasion. Oh, and the paps were around. Funny that. Coincidence or conspiracy? As you’d expect, I took a By Lainey • Feb 28, 2012 11:20 am
Maple Leaf When these babies have babies There is a world in which Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are considered adults - parental figures, even if for just one day, to those for whom these two could, mathematically and biologically, be mommy and daddy. Here they are spending the weekend in Malibu with Bieber’s siblings, Jaxon By Lainey • Feb 20, 2012 12:56 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beautiful, pregnant, and private Sienna? These are the first shots of Sienna Miller on a red carpet since Us Weekly was the first to report she’s pregnant. Far as I know, Sienna never confirmed it officially but there can’t be any doubt now. Sienna was in New York last night for a fashion By Lainey • Feb 15, 2012 11:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hello Blue Ivy Carter Her dad posted her pictures on his site. And she has her own Tumblr. And they did this on Friday. You know. Right before Grammy weekend. Coincidence or conspiracy? Please. In hindsight, I wish this was the only conversation. Here’s what I love about these pictures: Beyonce and Jay-Z By Lainey • Feb 13, 2012 03:17 pm
