Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Hayden P’s bandage and hair It’s 2013. Are celebrities still wearing bandage dresses? This, here, is one night in Vegas. And the shoes are tragic. Shame too because I love the hair. Of course I do. It’s a braid. By Lainey • May 15, 2013 10:50 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s heinous pants On Zoe Saldana? Maybe. Maybe they could work. If styled properly, it’s not impossible. But Pippa Middleton, as we’ve seen too many times, has sh-t style. So no, holy f-ck, these don’t work. By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:48 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kerry can’t save Kerry Washington can make a lot of mediocre sh-t work. But not even she can save this dress. The problem: it’s SO cheap. It might cost a lot, but it’s SO cheap. It’s $49.99, tops. And if you buy it for any more than that, you’ By Lainey • May 09, 2013 09:42 am
Bad Style Worst MET 2013: Maggie Gyllenhaal Maggie’s one of my regulars. As Duana said, similar to what was noted about Kirsten Dunst -- click here for a refresher -- Maggie could have owned the Punk MET Gala. She has great, eclectic taste. She has a unique, interesting look. She is not normally interested in dressing By Lainey • May 07, 2013 01:04 pm
Bad Style Pink Gwyneth at the MET Gala I am devastated. This is two years in a row now that Gwyneth Paltrow has under-delivered at the MET Gala. Last year she gave us a preview of Anne Hathaway’s eventual Oscar dress that was supposed to be Valentino but ended up being Prada because of Amanda Seyfried, except By Lainey • May 07, 2013 11:53 am
Bad Style MET Most Disappointing Part 2: Gwen Stefani ????????? As I mentioned yesterday, they sent out a press release in advance announcing that Gwen Stefani would be in Maison Martin Margiela and I was excited. Look at their Haute Couture SS2013 collection. You understand the optimism then, yes? This however was created custom for Gwen. For Punk Night? Really? By Lainey • May 07, 2013 08:04 am
Bad Style MET Most Disappointing Part 1: Kirsten Dunst Duana and I both groaned. Kiki D could have owned this thing, you know? Kiki D, who very rarely dresses for Reese Witherspoon’s PEOPLE Magazine readers, seemed the perfect candidate to take over this red carpet with quirk and individuality and... Cleavage + a F-CKING FEATHER skirt is how she By Lainey • May 07, 2013 07:54 am
Bad Style The MET Anti-Rooney: Kate Mara Duana brought it up: that Kate Mara actively dresses exactly the opposite of her sister. Which must be the reason she went for this heinous baby doll with a terribly matched pair of heels. Come on, really? This is the best Kate Mara could do? No, she's not By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:27 am
Bad Style Worst MET White: Katie Holmes Totally clueless. It's a white dress with a ring collar. And? This is something Katie Holmes, Mrs Cruise the lobotomised, would have chosen. This is not something Katie Holmes, the single mother ninja who engineered a daring escape from the clutches of Scientology, should be choosing FOR F-CK& By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:04 am
Bad Style MET Most Sympathetic: Kate Upton Last year, Kate Upton, unlike most other models, had to offer to pay her way into the MET Gala. Click here for a refresher. This year, Oh My God, look what happened to her. There is no snark here. There is no pleasure. There is only sympathy, truly. It’s By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:46 am
Bad Style Red Taffeta at the MET: Kate Beckinsale Red Taffeta. At the MET Gala. With an asymmetrical hem. It’s offensive. If you have to do taffeta, you do it like Christina Ricci -- more on her later. Red Taffeta you save for Julie Bowen, at the Emmy Awards. Or, you know, for a 60th wedding anniversary. I By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:27 am
Bad Style WORST MET Eyes: January Jones Here I am in a sequined black dress you could easily find at French Connection, my eyes weirded up with black liner, and I’ll call it enough for punk at the MET Gala. Sure... If you’re Kate Moss, fine. If you’re Chloe Sevigny, OK. But if you’ By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:17 am
Bad Style Imitation of Scarjo at the MET: Amber Heard Let me just say it. Because I feel like this is what they want: To convince us that Amber Heard is the new Scarlett Johansson. Amber Heard is not Scarlett Johansson. Johnny Depp can try as hard as he wants to, but it’s not happening. You can keep selling By Lainey • May 07, 2013 03:59 am
Bad Style MET Debutante Mom: Anna Wintour Anna Wintour wore floral Chanel. And ...no punk. I mean, as the boss lady of the show, this is super weak. And it’s not like she’s never been game. After all, at the Super Heroes themed MET Gala a few years ago, she also wore Chanel with weird By Lainey • May 07, 2013 03:15 am
Bad Style Leo’s open shirt The Great Gatsby junket happened in New York this weekend. Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio at the press conference. Are you feeling his open shirt? I am not feeling his open shirt. Would it kill him to sell this movie the way he looks in this movie?!? This is not important By Lainey • Apr 30, 2013 10:47 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Connie in blue lace Purple? Blue? Whatever it is, I don’t care for it. But that might be very personal. Lace is often not my thing. This is Temperley. Which means Pippa Middleton would be all over it. Which is why I don’t want to see my beloved Tami Taylor in it. By Lainey • Apr 28, 2013 07:22 pm
