Bad Style When’s the follow-up? So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 02:52 am
Bad Style His & Her skinny jean-off Tom Cruise and his Robo attended Cameron Diaz’s Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday – we see a lot of Katie Holmes but Tom has been selective about his appearances lately, always strategic, always calculating. He’s to begin work on a new film with Cam very soon. It only helps By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 04:25 am
Bad Style Vagina Virgin Hair So the Jonas Brothers played in New York today and I looked at these photos and I was making ew gross that’s nasty faces because what the f-ck is this hair and why are they wearing it? And then Michelle and Jen B had to jump in all reasonable By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 10:05 am
Bad Style Shake it loose! Bradley Cooper’s hair is some pretty great sh-t. But not when he slicks it back Gordon Gekko styles like some sleazy club douche which is exactly how he styled it last night at the CFDAs. Coop, as he apparently likes to be called, is wearing Calvin Klein. Properly tailored By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 03:47 am
Bad Style She dresses her real age Or his age. Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You? Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 04:38 am
Bad Style Nipple Day in London The Posh stepped out earlier with her tit rocks all tweaked… Then in the evening, on the red carpet for the UK premiere of The Hangover, Heather Graham let her nipples do the talking too. Hello chilly breeze! Those are much nicer to look at than Victoria Beckham’s concretes By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 11:35 am
Bad Style Concrete tweaked! There she is! It’s the Posh. And she’s been laying low recently. And we’ve missed her concrete tits. But here they are, sitting up high and fully rock hard tweaked, in London today to support Becks at the England match. She pretends she hates the paps but By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 02:53 am
Bad Style I would get a reduction A major improvement on that tacky ass sh-t she was wearing during the day yesterday – click here if you missed it – this is Porny out for dinner last night in New York with her mother in a sleek black dress with a little leather jacket and a pair of undoubtedly By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 02:51 am
Bad Style Who shops for her? I desperately need to know. Whoever it is, he/she needs to be terminated. That sh-t is horrendous. Sigh. Porny arrived in New York today. Was photographed heading to a meeting. From the waist down we’re good. She’s been working out, she’s showing off her lean legs. By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 11:59 am
BFFs Finding friends at the game Vanessa Hudgens is off in Montreal filming a movie. And since LipGloss BlenderLegs Moist Face Zac Efron has no friends, he had to put in some man time at the Laker game last night. It’s actually rather endearing, seeing his face light up when the big boys pay attention By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 04:03 am
Famewhores Get over your ass When Cameron Diaz appeared on Jimmy Fallon during his first week, she and Jimmy had an amazing dance-off at the end of her segment. Of course Shelfy had to come up with her own gimmick last night. She “trained” him. It was lame sh-ts. As always, it comes down to By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 10:16 am
Bad Style Where is your tailor?????? Ok enough. Bradley Cooper is a hot piece, no doubt. And he has great hair. But there’s a pants problem going on. They’re either too tight – as evidenced in Toronto – or too f-cking short, as evidenced this morning at Regis & Kelly. Like, it’s practically capri length! By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 07:31 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s legs on Letterman Shelfy has turned up the hustle this week. She’ll be on Ellen, she’ll be on Fallon, and last night she was on Letterman. Showed up in a short skirt and showed off a pair of lovely legs. Up top though… Maybe not the most flattering blouse? Looks shapeless By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 03:27 am
Bad Style LipGloss Blender Legs Moist Face Really? You know who you are. You out there – you find this attractive? Really? Because I keep finding new things that are UNattractive about Zac Efron. You already know about the LipGloss, my husband can’t stand his mangled looking legs, and now … why is his face always so moist By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 03:54 am
Clown Foxy Wax Face Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face? Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards? Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox. Give.It.Up. Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:03 am
Bad Style Where’s Sam??? He’s the breakout star of the film, Sam Worthington. But at the Paris premiere of Terminator Salvation, Sam is noticeably absent…why? It’s his busy schedule. Suddenly Sam is the envy of every actor in Hollywood. Script after script, project after project. And no one’s even heard By Lainey • May 29, 2009 03:20 am
