Baby and Bump Obsession A Sibling for Violet Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. As I posted at the time, the two By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 02:09 am
BFFs Inseparable at the casino I love that Matt Damon loves his wife Luciana. I’ve seen them together in person. They are adorable, they are real, they are amazing. But take it from someone who was practically born in a casino – the casino is no place for love. Here’s Matt at the Ante By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 07:06 am
Ben Affleck The Taupes are fine And they’re engaging the paps to convince you of it. As I always say – gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out, your choice what goes on your plate. There were rumours last week that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have found themselves in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 07:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Anything is an improvement After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible housefrock. Ew! This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. I know you love it even though I hate it… so obsess away. Analyse that thing until you can see a By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 02:42 am
Assy Style Worst. Taupe. Ever They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 05:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Violet’s First Day! Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 01:03 am
Famewhores Taupe & Violet please everyone Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:30 am
Ben Affleck Ben & Casey at the Salon Ben and Casey Affleck were in London yesterday promoting Gone Baby Gone and also found time to drop in at The Return of the Salon hosted by Esquire Magazine held at the Sanderson Hotel. My only memory of the Sanderson Hotel is from last summer. We went there for drinks By Lainey • May 29, 2008 02:11 am
Ben Affleck The Taupes at the White House A rare appearance in public by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner – these two usually go to great pains to walk a carpet separately. But they also had the good sense not to pull any celebrity f&ckery at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night which is why By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:14 pm
Ben Affleck What Ben & Hayden Have in Common Ben Affleck and Hayden Panettiere…what’s the common ground? Answer: a peeler bar! Four years ago while shooting in Vancouver and still engaged to JLo JLo JLo JLo Ben Affleck hit up a local strip club called Brandy’s and allegedly looked AND touched at the same time, resulting By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 07:07 am
Ben Affleck Ben Parted Ben Affleck in DC shooting State of Play, a movie that Brad Pitt reportedly dropped out of. Major cast involved with this one including Russell Crowe and Rachel McAdams. Note that Ben is back to the superman shine – similar to how kept JLo him. JLo JLo JLo JLo til you’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 04:30 am
Ben Affleck No Ben at the Oscars Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 02:28 am
Ben Affleck Look Who’s Hot Again Ben Affleck with Taupe and Violet are back in Cali after an extended stay in New York. Check out the family this weekend looking busy being a family. And check out Ben looking hotter than he has in a long, long time. Like almost Lopez-era hot. Yum. Ben of course By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 12:41 am
Ben Affleck Taupe Back to Work Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out By Lainey • Nov 30, 2007 01:45 am
Ben Affleck Glamour Honours Taupe Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep. As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair??? Of course By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 07:00 pm
Ben Affleck Ben Affleck Arguments for: - Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck: the MiniVan Majority eats up their images and there’s nothing to boost their favour than an ordinary appealing wife and the dimples of a daughter - the new family man: committed and caring and clean, no longer at the poker table By Lainey • Oct 25, 2007 03:33 am
