Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s sizing Beyonce stepped out today in New York. And here we go with the people who’ve been saying all week that her bump business is fake. And now I have to do something that makes me sick. I have to point out that one of the signs, to me anyway, By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 04:23 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is By Lainey • Oct 11, 2011 03:58 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Rider’s busy week I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 04:47 am
BFFs Gwyneth, Venice, Beysus, no Madge Gwyneth Paltrow and her good friend Matt Damon, with his wife Luciana, were in Venice this weekend promoting Contagion. G was slouchy and tired looking in orange Prada at the photo call, though I love the shoes that were paired with the outfit, and she chose Prada again for the By Lainey • Sep 06, 2011 04:28 am
Famewhores Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:06 am
Beyoncé Britney watching the best Fried Chicken managed to pull together a decent weave last night for a change. How sad is it that this happens with such infrequency, we almost feel compelled to compliment her when it’s not falling out in clumps at the back of her head? It’s not just snark. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 02:43 am
BFFs Gwyneth Paltrow ELLE September 2011 If you don’t like Gwyneth, and many of you don’t, there’s a lot you’ll find annoying in her new spread for ELLE’s September issue. If, however, you’re like me and can appreciate Gwyneth at her best which is, naturally, better than you, this is By Lainey • Aug 03, 2011 07:11 am
BFFs G is there for B At the weekend it was Glastonbury, then they all returned to London where Beyonce threw down a secret show for what seems like celebrities only which... does that make sense to you because do the celebrities actually have to pay for the music? Anyway, among the celebrities in attendance: Adele, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 06:32 am
BFFs Double Date at Glastonbury Both U2 and Coldplay headlined at Glastonbury this weekend on Saturday. Then Beyonce closed the weekend. I hear she laid down a crazy performance. Anyway, as you know, B and Jay-Z are super tight with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. So, naturally, they were together all weekend. B and Jay By Lainey • Jun 27, 2011 06:03 am
Amazingness The way J loves B All this Justin and Selena loving is giving me the googly hearts! So Beyonce performed on American Idol the other night. As always, she f-ckin’ stomped it. The wind machine, the vocals, the moves, that girl is the Ultimate Entertainer. In any era, but especially in this one. Now I’ By Lainey • May 27, 2011 05:33 am
Style Met Fishtails: Beyonce & Christina Ricci Have a feeling we’ll be fighting about this one. Christina Ricci is in Zac Posen. It’s exquisite. I mean, from a design perspective, it’s all you want at the Met Gala. Drama, imagination, quality, craftsmanship... But I feel like it might be the right dress on the By Lainey • May 03, 2011 01:45 am
Royals Beyonce & Jay-Z: not Gwyneth & Chris GOOP would not approve. Or… is it Chris Martin who wouldn’t approve? These days, the reluctance seems more pronounced coming from him. More on Gwyneth later. Right now it’s about her bffs Beyonce and Jay-Z continuing to enjoy Paris, strolling around yesterday rather affectionately, arms around each other, By Lainey • Apr 26, 2011 05:55 am
Royals B & J at the wedding? I’ll preface this by saying that the following is a dodgy report that comes from one of the British tabloids. And, well, if there was actually a Royal Wedding-related piece of information involving two such major names, it seems weird that it would be the Daily Star to get By Lainey • Apr 25, 2011 09:10 am
Beyoncé When Adele became Sasha Love it so much that Adele is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. But then they decided to mess with her face. I mean… there’s some contouring happening, right?? Tina Fey had a great answer for this in Bossypants. I don’t have it with me this By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 10:35 am
Beyoncé Smell like Beysus Heat? I always like dropping the little factoid that Beyonce and Britney Spears are the same age, and that’s about all when it comes to similarities. You will never see a doped up Beysus halfheartedly staggering her way through her promotional performances. And while some of you may insist it’ By Lainey • Mar 31, 2011 06:21 am
BFFs Grammy BFFs: Gwyneth & Beyonce They held hands backstage while greeting Seth Rogen. Then, after G changed, they went out to their seats and watched the rest of the show together. What? But who else is good enough to offer support and bff-ness to Gwyneth Paltrow but Beyonce? You don’t get more royal, musically, By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 04:30 am
