Lifestyle Sasha Answers: I’m pregnant and superstitious I’ve recently found out I’m pregnant – just barely so. I’m very superstitious about announcing a pregnancy too early, I’ve seen friends lose babies and have to explain it over and over again, it’s always a gut-wrenching conversation for anyone involved. It’s always been By Sasha • Jan 23, 2012 02:39 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The GOOP Guide To Business This week’s GOOP is all about how to manage and maintain an internet business. Interestingly enough, while she recruits the advice from “founders of innovative, disruptive companies that we admire and find intriguing”, she offers nothing in the way of how she is managing and maintaining her internet business. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2012 01:04 pm
Douchebags B.I.C vs the other babies When Blue Ivy descended from heaven out of Beysus’s womb the other night, everyone else was expected to shut down their lives. Including, allegedly, other parents of other babies... According to Roz and Neil Coulon, whose premature twin girls were born at Lenox Hill Hospital, the B.I.C. By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 11:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue Ivy came out naturally This is what her parents are saying. Beyonce and Jay-Z released their official Birth of the Throne announcement yesterday as follows: "We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation Blue Ivy. Blue IV. Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven. I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 08:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Not today Beyonce went out today. Little Rider is still inside of her. So maybe tonight, but definitely not today. Last week, some idiot released an idiot rumour that she’d given birth and called the baby Tiana. It lit up Twitter, made every headline on every site, spiked traffic everywhere...and By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 06:19 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Planning the birth I still don’t understand the people who don’t believe that Beyonce is actually pregnant. Something about her faking it because she didn’t want to gain weight? Check her out here in New York yesterday. That looks like a full face to me. In fact, B is fuller By Lainey • Dec 22, 2011 11:23 am
Famewhores Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop. Please. I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 04:10 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce makes it better My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs. Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 03:24 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce wears maternity pants I only know this because 5 minutes after these photos published, the PR for J Brand blasted everyone with the email about how Beyonce wore their “Mama J by J Brand 3401 Maternity Leggings” in New York today. Are we done questioning whether or not she’s actually pregnant? Do By Lainey • Oct 17, 2011 04:59 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s sizing Beyonce stepped out today in New York. And here we go with the people who’ve been saying all week that her bump business is fake. And now I have to do something that makes me sick. I have to point out that one of the signs, to me anyway, By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 04:23 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is By Lainey • Oct 11, 2011 03:58 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Rider’s busy week I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 04:47 am
BFFs Gwyneth, Venice, Beysus, no Madge Gwyneth Paltrow and her good friend Matt Damon, with his wife Luciana, were in Venice this weekend promoting Contagion. G was slouchy and tired looking in orange Prada at the photo call, though I love the shoes that were paired with the outfit, and she chose Prada again for the By Lainey • Sep 06, 2011 04:28 am
Famewhores Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:06 am
Beyoncé Britney watching the best Fried Chicken managed to pull together a decent weave last night for a change. How sad is it that this happens with such infrequency, we almost feel compelled to compliment her when it’s not falling out in clumps at the back of her head? It’s not just snark. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 02:43 am
