Amazingness Dom for lunch Beyonce and Jay-Z were apart for a couple of weeks – he was touring, she was overseas – so they celebrated being together again yesterday in New York with champagne at lunch for a total meal cost of $1,200 on which they left a $500 tip. This is like loose change By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 03:45 am
Gorgessity Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B! Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 04:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Scurry aside for Beyonce Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 07:38 am
Girly Throw Downs Taylor Swift & Kanye West Let’s make it about Taylor Swift first. Because he could have destroyed her. And not 15 minutes later she came out and delivered a performance without resorting to drama queen tactics. Can you imagine if that had happened to Lindsay Lohan? Lilo would have locked herself in her dressing By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 02:12 am
Style Everything but the shoes Beyonce at the BET Awards last night wearing the best dress of the night no doubt. It’s exquisite. And she looks exquisite in it. Great hair, cute accessories…everything but the shoes. Cheap and gimmicky shoes, non? Tina must have told her to. B’s husband Jay-Z was there By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 02:56 am
Style Street clothes and 6 inches After performances out west last week, Beyonce returned home to husband Jay-Z in New York this weekend and the two had lunch together at Pastis on Sunday before heading off to promote his clothing line. B looks so great in street clothes I couldn’t resist. Street clothes and massive, By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:55 am
Beyoncé Beyonce: off plane, on stage Beyonce arrived yesterday in Vancouver prior to her show at GM place. Flying private with a wardrobe to match. And then there were the costumes. Several of them. Including a wedding dress with veil and what looks like piping all over the hem and also some kind of space suit By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 12:58 pm
Bitch please Bey… please! Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 02:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 11:00 am
Assy Style The shape of Beyonce Our friends Fiona and Kiu came over on Saturday night for a quick visit. At one point Kiu declared that Beyonce now occupies 4 out of the 5 spots on his Freebie Five. He watched her at the Oscars and was enthralled by her body. He was all like – now By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:54 am
Assy Style Worst Oscar Ming Vase: Beyonce She’s killing that song for me. Is she killing it for you? Suddenly At Last has become Beyonce’s signature song. Suddenly At Last is getting removed from my iPod. First though, let’s start with the carpet dress. The carpet dress was the ass. The carpet dress blinded By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 12:04 am
Girly Throw Downs Grey Goose diva night Laura and I headed straight for cocktails. Please. Where else to go? There was a brunette with two friends to my left. I kinda nudged her to lean forward to order drinks. Not in a rude way. Standard bar styles, right? As she turned to shift over to make room By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 09:59 am
Beyoncé GOOPy and the girls Gwyneth Paltrow last night in at the 14th Annual Saks Fifth Avenue Unforgettable Evening event for cancer research – G is wearing the dreaded shiny fabric. Lumpy Gwynnie? Of course not. Not with a brilliantly cut Balmain jacket. They say it’s all about shoulders this year… And always, always shoes. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:09 am
Grammy Awards 2009 Grammy No B: Jay-Z There’s this blowhard host on the local Vancouver sports talk radio show who keeps complaining about today’s music. Typical Canadian rock’n’roll beer dude. Completely ignorant about music other than what’s played on his own small little block. Last week he was discussing Springsteen at the By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:39 am
Douchebags Sasha Fierce hates dogs? Thank you for your emails about Marcus. He gave us a scare and what topped it off for us was that he was not interested in food. It was a sign of the apocalypse. This is what happens when you eat sh-t. Relief though - he’s turned a corner By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 04:55 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Worst Clapper: Beyonce Good: Her dress Bad: Her hair Worst: Her clapping! It wasn’t golf clapping either. It was little girl learning how to clap clapping. WTF? Save? Duana pointed it out – she seemed appropriately present at the Globes. Like she knew her place. She didn’t rush that carpet like she By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:01 am
