Amazingness Coachella Love F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:33 am
Beyoncé Easter Anniversary They were married 2 years ago yesterday, both of them with a particular affinity for the number 4. Beyonce and Jay-Z celebrated this weekend in New York, first on Saturday at the Broadway performance of Chicago where B busted out the denim booty shorts, and then a romantic dinner on By Lainey • Apr 05, 2010 04:16 am
Style Grammy Sasha Fierce Three changes, none of them Tina Knowles, no Dereon for the Grammys. The result was three different, three good looks. The first during arrivals was a skin tight Stephane Rolland, exquisitely detailed, and then a badass black leather Versace for Sasha Fierce’s performance, and then Celine Dion’s dress By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 02:52 am
Grammy Awards 2010 The Grammy Awards 2010 DRAKE! This is a homer sentiment because I am from the 416, and Drake has not been shy about spreading the Toronto love, and all of us from Toronto were fist pumping for our boy who ran the stage last night at the Grammys, delivering the final performance with Lil By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 12:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Average Cat Drama. Beanie Sigel’s Jay-Z diss track – have you heard it? Beanie is signed to Roc-a-fella and some say he wants out buy Jay won’t let him and that he’s still pissed because Jay didn’t come to see him in prison, and had him removed from his By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 03:27 am
Amazingness Dom for lunch Beyonce and Jay-Z were apart for a couple of weeks – he was touring, she was overseas – so they celebrated being together again yesterday in New York with champagne at lunch for a total meal cost of $1,200 on which they left a $500 tip. This is like loose change By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 03:45 am
Gorgessity Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B! Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 04:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Scurry aside for Beyonce Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 07:38 am
Girly Throw Downs Taylor Swift & Kanye West Let’s make it about Taylor Swift first. Because he could have destroyed her. And not 15 minutes later she came out and delivered a performance without resorting to drama queen tactics. Can you imagine if that had happened to Lindsay Lohan? Lilo would have locked herself in her dressing By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 02:12 am
Style Everything but the shoes Beyonce at the BET Awards last night wearing the best dress of the night no doubt. It’s exquisite. And she looks exquisite in it. Great hair, cute accessories…everything but the shoes. Cheap and gimmicky shoes, non? Tina must have told her to. B’s husband Jay-Z was there By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 02:56 am
Style Street clothes and 6 inches After performances out west last week, Beyonce returned home to husband Jay-Z in New York this weekend and the two had lunch together at Pastis on Sunday before heading off to promote his clothing line. B looks so great in street clothes I couldn’t resist. Street clothes and massive, By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:55 am
Beyoncé Beyonce: off plane, on stage Beyonce arrived yesterday in Vancouver prior to her show at GM place. Flying private with a wardrobe to match. And then there were the costumes. Several of them. Including a wedding dress with veil and what looks like piping all over the hem and also some kind of space suit By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 12:58 pm
B-tch please Bey… please! Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 02:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 11:00 am
Bad Style The shape of Beyonce Our friends Fiona and Kiu came over on Saturday night for a quick visit. At one point Kiu declared that Beyonce now occupies 4 out of the 5 spots on his Freebie Five. He watched her at the Oscars and was enthralled by her body. He was all like – now By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:54 am
Bad Style Worst Oscar Ming Vase: Beyonce She’s killing that song for me. Is she killing it for you? Suddenly At Last has become Beyonce’s signature song. Suddenly At Last is getting removed from my iPod. First though, let’s start with the carpet dress. The carpet dress was the ass. The carpet dress blinded By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 12:04 am
