Hook Ups B & J Get Married It was indeed the number 4. April 4th, 2008 – Jay Z and Beyonce got married in New York and they pulled it off impressively privately. Which means those wedding photos are going to be worth maybe even more than Jennifer Lopez’s twins…should they choose to pimp them. Believe By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:17 am
Music Mrs Bee Z? People.com broke the story yesterday – on April Fool’s Day – and Us Weekly followed shortly after: that Beyonce and Jay-Z applied for a marriage license yesterday morning in Scarsdale, NY and now have 60 days to get married. This of course is not the first time the two have By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:26 am
Music Hard-on for Hova That’s right. I have it hard for Jay-Z. No, I hear you. Well aware he doesn’t have the face of David Beckham or Tom Brady. Well aware he’s not empirically good looking. Well aware he’s not your standard quiveration material. Maybe it’s because he’s By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 09:23 am
Beyoncé The Grammys 2008 Oprah and I agree on few things. Of course…Tina Turner. Tina Turner is almost 70. Tina Turner stalked that stage last night and showed these kids 40 years younger. And bitch had to KICK at the end of her set. She kicked!!! Seriously… Tina Turner is the business. And By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Beyoncé Best Grammy Love Triangle: Jay, B, and RiRi One of those uncomfortable, smutty moments you can’t get enough of. Jay Z and Beyonce were sitting front row. Of course. Rihanna was sitting behind Jay in the second. When she wins, she jumps up and hugs him, and he’s like – oh sh*t, I am not going By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Beyoncé Eat it Beyonce Last year it was Jennifer Hudson stealing her show. But this year there’s a much more formidable rival. Because while Beyonce continues to look like ass letting her mother dress her, Rihanna bears no such maternal burden. Which is why time and again, she is fiercely beating B at By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Beyoncé From The Shoulders Up… It’s all good… Beyonce at the Vegas opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 last night with big hair and lovely makeup looking so pretty. But only from the shoulders up. From the shoulders down…too many shades of Tina Knowles. Starting with the back fat. Now of course By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 01:32 am
Beyoncé B & Jay: Wedding Tattoos? MediaTakeOut is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z secretly married in Paris a couple of weeks ago while celebrating his birthday and commemorated their nuptials with matching tattoos on their ring fingers – photos attached. Neither has commented or confirmed through publicists but this is not the first time the two have By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 10:14 pm
Beyoncé Lovely Body, Cheese Pose Christina Aguilera showing a beautiful baby bump on the cover of the new Marie Claire. All good…but the pose. The one hand behind the head pose? So weak. So Beyonce. So should be outlawed, don’t you think? source By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 04:28 am
Beyoncé Better than Beyonce Aishwarya Rai, considered to be the most beautiful woman on the planet, is the new leading lady in the Pink Panther 2, currently shooting in France. Here’s Aishwarya on set last week totally living up to the moniker. Rai of course is following in the footsteps of Beyonce who By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Beyoncé Made in China Beyonce’s tour arrived inToronto last night and she also attended a party for the launch of her clothing line with her mother and sister. As you can see, all three appeared to model items from the House of De sh-t. You ever been to a Chinese mall? You ever By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 05:07 am
Beyoncé Blame it on Daddy Beyonce? B’s father manages Destiny’s Child and his daughter’s solo career and that of Kelly Rowland. Wonder if poor Kelly is getting the shaft. Or perhaps it’s a case of Lindsay Lohan disease? Kelly was performing at the ThisDay Music Festival Sunday in Nigeria and collapsed on By Lainey • Jul 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Beyoncé Post-Oscar Gossip bits & pieces Did I forget to mention how sh-t Beyonce looked at the Oscars? I think I must have. Well…Beyonce looked like sh-t. And I were Giorgio Armani, I’d institute a ban on her ever wearing his clothes again. Because she cheapens everything she puts on. And because there appeared By Lainey • Feb 28, 2007 07:00 am
Beyoncé Worst Beyonce Ever: Beyonce at the Globes Considering her mother dresses her half the time, achieving an all time low at this years Globes really is quite remarkable…especially since Tina Knowles actually had nothing to do with this nightmare. And still she’s wearin’ it like it’s something to be proud of – it’s the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Beyoncé Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson Sweet victory in so many ways. Needless to say – hers is a great story, she deserves her success. But then there’s the B factor, how this must be eating B alive. And please…don’t bother arguing. Because it is most certainly eating her alive. And the best part By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Beyoncé AMA Miss America: Beyonce Did her mother design this dress? I’m inclined to think not. Because she looks great in it. And because it’s not ugly. A tad beauty pageant, perhaps, but definitely not ugly. And was she totally adorable last night or what? Especially when Jay Z was performing – boppin’ her By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
