BFFs Beyonce sings for Porny The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 04:53 am
Music Get back to this If only Pip could open his mouth and just… sing. Not talk but sing. No douchery, no ego, no assy whiny bitch. Sing. Period. That’s all. Because he truly is an amazing performer. Mesmerising on stage, his growth as an entertainer has been impressive. Which makes those silly rumours By Lainey • Sep 10, 2008 08:50 am
Beyoncé B’s Iconic Ambitions Beyonce on the cover of the new Marie Claire UK with a tiny little waist and inside the pages of the magazine again with a tiny little waist. She concedes though, unlike those other lying skinny bitches, that it’s hard work balancing those curves, insisting before arriving at the By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 08:46 am
Beyoncé Anna Wintour suffers for Obama If I had more money, and if my money counted in America, I’d pay for a table of tickets just for the privilege of seeing this: Sarah Jessica Parker and Anna Wintour are cohosting an event on September 9th in New York during fashion week to raise money for By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 04:47 am
Beyoncé BJ in the city Beyonce and Jay-Z sighted last night in New York after dinner at the Spotted Pig. LOVE it when B goes casual. Look how tight she looks in a simple white tee and jeans. When Duana and I were in LA a couple of weeks ago, we walked into a By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 08:48 am
Gorgessity B Casual, B Cool Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 04:52 am
Bad Style Newlyweds in Cannes Has it only been 6 weeks? INF caught Beyonce and Jay-Z last night in Cannes in a rare moment of affection before they spotted photographers and disentangled themselves. Love them but don’t understand why he lets her out of the house like that. With that thing on her By Lainey • May 26, 2008 03:01 am
Beyoncé The Subdued New Mrs It wasn’t the best dress ever – this is after all Beyonce – but it wasn’t the worst. In person it was actually quite lovely, even though it doesn’t photograph well. Was particularly impressed by the colour: an inoffensive shade of pink that didn’t scream Vegas, tacky, or By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:50 am
Beyoncé Newlyweds Play Coy Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up courtside at a basketball game the other day and continued to play coy about their wedding. Jay was ring-less and B kept her hand hidden…not that there’s any question about what happened on 4/4/8. Still… am all over the By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 02:51 am
Beyoncé Gwyneth at the Wedding Am all over her new hair. And her skin looks lovely too. As for those who love to hate her and who are about to monkey jump all over her snotty ass for wearing white to a wedding – they were all apparently asked to wear white, or specifically ivory, to By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:22 am
Hook Ups B & J Get Married It was indeed the number 4. April 4th, 2008 – Jay Z and Beyonce got married in New York and they pulled it off impressively privately. Which means those wedding photos are going to be worth maybe even more than Jennifer Lopez’s twins…should they choose to pimp them. Believe By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:17 am
Music Mrs Bee Z? People.com broke the story yesterday – on April Fool’s Day – and Us Weekly followed shortly after: that Beyonce and Jay-Z applied for a marriage license yesterday morning in Scarsdale, NY and now have 60 days to get married. This of course is not the first time the two By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:26 am
Music Hard-on for Hova That’s right. I have it hard for Jay-Z. No, I hear you. Well aware he doesn’t have the face of David Beckham or Tom Brady. Well aware he’s not empirically good looking. Well aware he’s not your standard quiveration material. Maybe it’s because he’ By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 09:23 am
Beyoncé The Grammys 2008 Oprah and I agree on few things. Of course…Tina Turner. Tina Turner is almost 70. Tina Turner stalked that stage last night and showed these kids 40 years younger. And bitch had to KICK at the end of her set. She kicked!!! Seriously… Tina Turner is the business. And By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Beyoncé Best Grammy Love Triangle: Jay, B, and RiRi One of those uncomfortable, smutty moments you can’t get enough of. Jay Z and Beyonce were sitting front row. Of course. Rihanna was sitting behind Jay in the second. When she wins, she jumps up and hugs him, and he’s like – oh sh*t, I am not going By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Beyoncé Eat it Beyonce Last year it was Jennifer Hudson stealing her show. But this year there’s a much more formidable rival. Because while Beyonce continues to look like ass letting her mother dress her, Rihanna bears no such maternal burden. Which is why time and again, she is fiercely beating B at By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
